The Lion

Spike MilliganSpike Milligan

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If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away
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Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan

1918 - 2002/Male/IrishA comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor, Terence Alan Milligan's poetry was written for children. (wikipedia)

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