My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
My Sister Laura
About the poet
Spike Milligan
1918 - 2002/Male/IrishA comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor, Terence Alan Milligan's poetry was written for children. (wikipedia)
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The ABC
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Hamlet
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Have A Nice Day
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.''Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
Welcome Home
Unaware of my crimethey stood me in the dock. I was sentenced to life....
Teeth
English Teeth, English Teeth!Shining in the sun
