Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
'I'll do a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use,
B or not B?'
'I'll do a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use,
B or not B?'

1918 - 2002/Male/IrishA comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor, Terence Alan Milligan's poetry was written for children. (wikipedia)
View profile & all 37 Poems / Stories'Twas midnight in the schoolroomAnd every desk was shut
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.''Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
Unaware of my crimethey stood me in the dock. I was sentenced to life....
My sister Laura's bigger than meAnd lifts me up quite easily.
English Teeth, English Teeth!Shining in the sun