Drake is going west, lads
So Tom is going East
But tiny Fred
Just lies in bed,
The lazy little beast.
So Tom is going East
But tiny Fred
Just lies in bed,
The lazy little beast.

1918 - 2002/Male/IrishA comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor, Terence Alan Milligan's poetry was written for children. (wikipedia)
View profile & all 37 Poems / Stories'Twas midnight in the schoolroomAnd every desk was shut
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,'I'll do a sketch of thee,
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.''Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
Unaware of my crimethey stood me in the dock. I was sentenced to life....
My sister Laura's bigger than meAnd lifts me up quite easily.