“I told Georgie and the others that for a cheeseburger, I'd do just about anything. But having an alien lay claim to me feels…weird. I don't even get a choice? This is like me saying "I want a cheeseburger" and someone slapping a pickle into my hand and saying "Fuck you, you get a pickle.”
―
Ruby Dixon,
Barbarian Alien
“Cockblocked by the aliens. Damn it.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“Just once, I wish she would look back. I wish she would see me, waiting on the horizon for her. Waiting to take care of her. To comfort her. To be her man and her mate and whatever else she needs.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians
“But make no mistake - if you leave this world, I will not be long behind, because I cannot live without you.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“I’m kidnapped by aliens, forced to eke out a living on an ice planet, and now I’m basically married to Mr. Tall, Dark, and Super Pissy.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“And he can’t stop staring at me, as if I’m some magical dick-sucking unicorn come to life.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine
“Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“He sniffs my hair again, and I wonder if he's hard right now. Is he overcome with lust for me? "You smell bad," Aron says. “When was the last time you bathed?” Man, fuck this guy.” ― Ruby Dixon, Bound to the Battle God
“But I do know that living in fear of what might happen prevents us from enjoying what we have today.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Lover
“He wants to lie down like a couple? That's fine - this can be his first experience with the wifely cold shoulder. Welcome to married life, Raahosh.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“We will stay. Our son will need friends. You will need the healer. And I," he says, grazing his thumb over my mouth. "Will always need you. A male cannot exist apart from its heart.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine
“Now I see why Georgie was totally cool with Vektal claiming her as his mate. If he’s anything like Raahosh, he dicked the brains right out of her.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“The blood in my body seems to be pooling in my cock.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians Part 5: Truth
“My mate. My Liz. You are my everything.” Yep, definitely hard to stay mad at that.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“blink at the dragon. Then down at the goat. Then back at the dragon. He makes another noise deep in his throat, as if trying to get my attention. Then, he picks the goat up gently in his sharp teeth and drops it a few feet closer to me. It’s a present. Yippee.” ― Ruby Dixon, Fire in His Blood
“And then I want to weep. To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians
“You are my life, my heart, my everything.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“Her skin is softer than a lamb’s. What does she put on herself? Unicorn tears? Jesus Christ.” ― Ruby Dixon, Shift Out of Luck
“Cockblocked by the aliens. Damn it.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“Just once, I wish she would look back. I wish she would see me, waiting on the horizon for her. Waiting to take care of her. To comfort her. To be her man and her mate and whatever else she needs.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“It wasn’t a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who’s come to eat me out.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians
“But make no mistake - if you leave this world, I will not be long behind, because I cannot live without you.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“I’m kidnapped by aliens, forced to eke out a living on an ice planet, and now I’m basically married to Mr. Tall, Dark, and Super Pissy.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“And he can’t stop staring at me, as if I’m some magical dick-sucking unicorn come to life.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine
“Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“He sniffs my hair again, and I wonder if he's hard right now. Is he overcome with lust for me? "You smell bad," Aron says. “When was the last time you bathed?” Man, fuck this guy.” ― Ruby Dixon, Bound to the Battle God
“But I do know that living in fear of what might happen prevents us from enjoying what we have today.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Lover
“He wants to lie down like a couple? That's fine - this can be his first experience with the wifely cold shoulder. Welcome to married life, Raahosh.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“We will stay. Our son will need friends. You will need the healer. And I," he says, grazing his thumb over my mouth. "Will always need you. A male cannot exist apart from its heart.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Mine
“Now I see why Georgie was totally cool with Vektal claiming her as his mate. If he’s anything like Raahosh, he dicked the brains right out of her.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“The blood in my body seems to be pooling in my cock.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians Part 5: Truth
“My mate. My Liz. You are my everything.” Yep, definitely hard to stay mad at that.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian Alien
“blink at the dragon. Then down at the goat. Then back at the dragon. He makes another noise deep in his throat, as if trying to get my attention. Then, he picks the goat up gently in his sharp teeth and drops it a few feet closer to me. It’s a present. Yippee.” ― Ruby Dixon, Fire in His Blood
“And then I want to weep. To think I haven’t dressed properly for alien abduction.” ― Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians
“You are my life, my heart, my everything.” ― Ruby Dixon, Barbarian's Mate
“Her skin is softer than a lamb’s. What does she put on herself? Unicorn tears? Jesus Christ.” ― Ruby Dixon, Shift Out of Luck
