“So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!”
―
Rachel Renée Russel,
Nikkis (nicht ganz so) fabelhafte Welt
“Let your inner DORK shine through.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
“Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork
“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star
“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free with a purchase of a McDonald’s Happy Meal!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“Sweetie, when life presents challenges, you can be either a CHICKEN or a CHAMPION. The choice is YOURS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak
“Miss Bri-Bri has designed a gazillion booty-ful dresses for very famous and important people, like Princess Sugar Plum, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé, and Mrs. Claus! And” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker
“Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around my legs that it looks like a giant fish tail. While the other bridesmaids walked gracefully to the “Wedding March” song, I flopped my way down the aisle like a human-sized catfish or something! Those rug burns were pure agony! It was getting late and I was running out of time! The last thing I wanted to do was to traumatise Brandon by showing up at the dance looking like a MUTANT FISH GIRL or something. Right now I’m SO frustrated that I’m seriously considering just NOT going to the dance. Why is my life so hopelessly CRUDDY?!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak
“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
“Minu ema moto kõlab: "No kuulge! Miks peaks laskma väikesel gangreenil või tillukesel pidalitõvehool takistada teekonda hariduse juurde?!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“You’re such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“CHICKEN or a CHAMPION. The choice is YOURS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“I was like, JUST GREAT! Grandma is finally going SENILE! Doesn’t she understand that some things in life you’re STUCK with and powerless to change?! Jeez!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“Let your inner DORK shine through.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
“Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dear Dork
“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star
“OMG! Look at that! They’re ALL wearing the same butt-ugly ensemble! Wait, don’t tell me. They were giving them away for free with a purchase of a McDonald’s Happy Meal!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“Sweetie, when life presents challenges, you can be either a CHICKEN or a CHAMPION. The choice is YOURS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“felt SO insanely happy I could just . . . VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter and . . . um . . . those yummy little Skittles thingies!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak
“Miss Bri-Bri has designed a gazillion booty-ful dresses for very famous and important people, like Princess Sugar Plum, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé, and Mrs. Claus! And” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries 6: Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker
“Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star
“idea the situation was so bad until I asked each committee member to present a status report at our meeting this morning.” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
“HIDEOUS! Sorry, Mom, but vomit green is NOT my colour. And that dress is impossible to walk in! It’s so tight around my legs that it looks like a giant fish tail. While the other bridesmaids walked gracefully to the “Wedding March” song, I flopped my way down the aisle like a human-sized catfish or something! Those rug burns were pure agony! It was getting late and I was running out of time! The last thing I wanted to do was to traumatise Brandon by showing up at the dance looking like a MUTANT FISH GIRL or something. Right now I’m SO frustrated that I’m seriously considering just NOT going to the dance. Why is my life so hopelessly CRUDDY?!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak
“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
“Well, MacKenzie, YOU’RE the expert on toilets! It’s only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star
“Minu ema moto kõlab: "No kuulge! Miks peaks laskma väikesel gangreenil või tillukesel pidalitõvehool takistada teekonda hariduse juurde?!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“You’re such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“CHICKEN or a CHAMPION. The choice is YOURS!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“I was like, JUST GREAT! Grandma is finally going SENILE! Doesn’t she understand that some things in life you’re STUCK with and powerless to change?! Jeez!” ― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
