“This is my party. This book. The book is good. It asks no questions. The book lets me engage it on my terms.”
―
Kurtis J. Wiebe,
Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“This isn't the work of our people, Delilah. It's a corruption of power. The gods are neutral, good and evil manifests in the deeds of mortals.''Or, just maybe-- The power is our own and the credit horribly misplaced.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 2: The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'rygoth
“Tizzie, count the number of fucks I give on my fingers. Oh, I managed to conjure one just for you.” ― kurtis j. wiebe, Rat Queens #1
“Orcs only know one language. Blood. I'm the fucking alphabet.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Magic is distilled laziness. Put that on my gravestone.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 4: High Fantasies
“To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Well then, who's ready to burn this shit-stain town to the ground?” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Our people... blood is the only language we speak. I'm all out of words.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens Special: Braga #1
“She had it coming. No one calls my friends cunts but me.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“I'm conjuring up a little fuck you."-Hannah Rat Queens Vol 1” ― Kurtis J Wiebe
“Doubt isn't weakness in faith, mother, it's wisdom in spite of it.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Books on a battlefield. Fucking rote mages.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 2: The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'rygoth
“Don't ruin the moment by saying something stupid. There's elegance in things left unsaid.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Peter Panzerfaust, Vol. 2: Hooked
“You've got bluebirds in your-- Yah, I know. Happens whenever I heal someone. Pops called 'em the bluebirds of healing. My beard is their magical home.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Though the infernal path is paved in corpses, savour the journey, for one day you will be a body on the road to another's ruin.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe J. Wiebe J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 6: The Infernal Path
“This isn't the work of our people, Delilah. It's a corruption of power. The gods are neutral, good and evil manifests in the deeds of mortals.''Or, just maybe-- The power is our own and the credit horribly misplaced.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 2: The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'rygoth
“Tizzie, count the number of fucks I give on my fingers. Oh, I managed to conjure one just for you.” ― kurtis j. wiebe, Rat Queens #1
“Orcs only know one language. Blood. I'm the fucking alphabet.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Magic is distilled laziness. Put that on my gravestone.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 4: High Fantasies
“To the lucky dead who will not be feeling this hangover tomorrow.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Well then, who's ready to burn this shit-stain town to the ground?” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Our people... blood is the only language we speak. I'm all out of words.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens Special: Braga #1
“She had it coming. No one calls my friends cunts but me.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“I'm conjuring up a little fuck you."-Hannah Rat Queens Vol 1” ― Kurtis J Wiebe
“Doubt isn't weakness in faith, mother, it's wisdom in spite of it.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Books on a battlefield. Fucking rote mages.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 2: The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'rygoth
“Don't ruin the moment by saying something stupid. There's elegance in things left unsaid.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Peter Panzerfaust, Vol. 2: Hooked
“You've got bluebirds in your-- Yah, I know. Happens whenever I heal someone. Pops called 'em the bluebirds of healing. My beard is their magical home.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 1: Sass & Sorcery
“Though the infernal path is paved in corpses, savour the journey, for one day you will be a body on the road to another's ruin.” ― Kurtis J. Wiebe J. Wiebe J. Wiebe, Rat Queens, Vol. 6: The Infernal Path








