“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”
―
Kim Harrison,
For a Few Demons More
“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.” ― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead
“...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can'tuntil you do understand.” ― Kim Harrison
“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.” ― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead
“Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.” ― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon
“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. ” ― Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails
“What are you?" I rasped.It smiled. "Whatever scares you.” ― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking
“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff” ― Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
“The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.” ― Kim Harrison, Early to Death, Early to Rise
“Tink's Panties!” ― Kim Harrison
“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks” ― Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails
“Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,” Jenks said, almost sounding fond, “in the last couple of days you’ve seen what it’s like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy’s the big sister. I’m the uncle from out of state, and you’re the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won’t kill you.” ― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon
“I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.” ― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction
“Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks” ― Kim Harrison
“Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.” ― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking
“As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
“You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee” ― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction
“Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.” ― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead
“...treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can'tuntil you do understand.” ― Kim Harrison
“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.” ― Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead
“Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.” ― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon
“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. ” ― Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails
“What are you?" I rasped.It smiled. "Whatever scares you.” ― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking
“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff” ― Kim Harrison, The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
“The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.” ― Kim Harrison, Early to Death, Early to Rise
“Tink's Panties!” ― Kim Harrison
“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks” ― Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails
“Face it, you stupid little cookie maker,” Jenks said, almost sounding fond, “in the last couple of days you’ve seen what it’s like to be in a family, with all the touchy tempers and irritation that goes on. Now you get to see the other side, where we do stupid stuff for each other just because we like you. Rache is the little sister. Ivy’s the big sister. I’m the uncle from out of state, and you’re the rich nephew no one likes but we put up with you anyway because we feel sorry for you. Just let me help, huh? It won’t kill you.” ― Kim Harrison, Pale Demon
“I'm only going to be here for a time, then leave you." His gaze met mine. "And I will cry when I go, because I could love you forever.” ― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction
“Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks” ― Kim Harrison
“Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.” ― Kim Harrison, Dead Witch Walking
“As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
“You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee” ― Kim Harrison, Black Magic Sanction
“Tagged by a whiny little vamp. Rache, take this sword and stick it in me. Just go and stick it in me. I'm a back-drafted, crumpled-winged, dust-caked, dew-assed excuse of a backup. Worthless as a pixy condom. Taken down by my own partner. Just tape my ass shut and let me fart out my mouth.” ― Kim Harrison, A Fistful of Charms
