“I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear."Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
―
Jordan Castillo Price,
GhosTV
“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“My waking life probably gave my subconscious an inferiority complex.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“You've been really hard on my clothes lately", I said. I pushed him away just enough to slip out of my T-shirt and drop it on the floor before he turned it into a stretched-out rag."I've been really hard...and your clothes are in my way.” ― Jordan Castillo Price
“He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
“No wonder I worried about talking dirty; talking in general seemed to escape me.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“And besides, my back feels naked without Jacob curled against it.” ― Jordan Castillo Price
“You don’t have to be psychic to end up knowing things you were a lot happier not knowing.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
“Queer. And not in the way I like.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“Gee, I wasn't as up on my Native American traditions as the chick who used to call herself Faun fucking Windsong even though she was fifteen sixteenths as lily-white as me. Imagine that.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV
“If everything were anything," Chance said softly, "the barriers would break down, and we'd all lose ourselves to chaos. And then there would be no cotton candy.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Immortal Coil
“I've never liked the word team. I've always equated it with being picked last and getting nailed in the groin with a dodgeball.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“Victor, back there in that basement, when the zombies were… were… moving around on those tables…. Twitching? And dead? You didn’t even blink.This is nothing like those zombies.No shit. Because this time, you’re scared—beyond scared. You’re terrified. And whatever’s got you scared? I don’t want any part of it.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“I’ve got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together,” I said. Jacob squeezed me tighter. His eyes never moved from mine. “I’m so far beyond level five it’s not even funny.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Brazen
“Say something,” he said. “What?” I mumbled, struggling to orient myself. “What?” “Can you hear me? What day is it? Who’s the president?” “Yes, I don’t know, and a horse’s ass.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“Those wire baskets where you leave your paperwork to die...” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
“I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“My waking life probably gave my subconscious an inferiority complex.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“You've been really hard on my clothes lately", I said. I pushed him away just enough to slip out of my T-shirt and drop it on the floor before he turned it into a stretched-out rag."I've been really hard...and your clothes are in my way.” ― Jordan Castillo Price
“He was nuts. He'd scammed the quarterly mental health exam and was certifiably insane.Not that that's ever stopped me from sleeping with anyone.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
“No wonder I worried about talking dirty; talking in general seemed to escape me.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“And besides, my back feels naked without Jacob curled against it.” ― Jordan Castillo Price
“You don’t have to be psychic to end up knowing things you were a lot happier not knowing.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
“Queer. And not in the way I like.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living
“Gee, I wasn't as up on my Native American traditions as the chick who used to call herself Faun fucking Windsong even though she was fifteen sixteenths as lily-white as me. Imagine that.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV
“If everything were anything," Chance said softly, "the barriers would break down, and we'd all lose ourselves to chaos. And then there would be no cotton candy.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Immortal Coil
“I've never liked the word team. I've always equated it with being picked last and getting nailed in the groin with a dodgeball.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“Victor, back there in that basement, when the zombies were… were… moving around on those tables…. Twitching? And dead? You didn’t even blink.This is nothing like those zombies.No shit. Because this time, you’re scared—beyond scared. You’re terrified. And whatever’s got you scared? I don’t want any part of it.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“I’ve got more talent than everyone on their payroll put together,” I said. Jacob squeezed me tighter. His eyes never moved from mine. “I’m so far beyond level five it’s not even funny.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell
“Renfield, my ass. What I had on my hands was a Van Helsing.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Brazen
“Say something,” he said. “What?” I mumbled, struggling to orient myself. “What?” “Can you hear me? What day is it? Who’s the president?” “Yes, I don’t know, and a horse’s ass.” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Criss Cross
“Those wire baskets where you leave your paperwork to die...” ― Jordan Castillo Price, Secrets
