“Glitter is a form of anti-depressant, because it is impossible to be sad when you twinkle.”
―
Drew Hayes,
Super Powereds: Year 2
“This is less of a 'the king needs a reason' thing and more of a 'the king loves burning shit and killing people' thing," Eric corrected.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“Sometimes, attaining the impossible was simply a matter of continuously putting one foot in front of the other, no matter what.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weed” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Unfortunately, religion often works to shrink and tame the very wild and mysterious forces that first drew our wonder. In the process of making the inexplicable safe for the masses, the possibilities for real illusion-piercing insight becomes reduced. One might say that they are only available to those who dare to ride the breaking crest of direct life-altering experience.” ― Stephen K. Hayes
“I missed the days when I would silently judge seemingly crazy people in a park, instead of being one of them.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.” ― Helen Hayes
“We'll loot the bodies and be on our way." "The words that start every great adventure," Gabrielle quipped sarcastically. She might have been surprised to discover how accurate that statement truly was.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“Still, I find lying to be more dangerous than expertly telling the truth, so I avoid it whenever possible.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“This book is dedicated to the uncool, uncoordinated, unexceptional, uncharming, uninteresting, and especially the unashamed. To everyone from the Awkwards to the Zeroes, living as the proud oddballs they are. This book is dedicated to my people.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“The truth had its place, and it was called a deathbed.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“Krystal snorted out a laugh. “Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You’re the one he has a little crush on.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Friday has always been the blessed child of Time. It’s admired, looked forward to, and savored with each occurrence.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“Humans can only toil endlessly for so long. Every now and then we need to taste the sweeter things in life, to remember why we do the work in the first place.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“In Seattle there is a constant hope for a period called “two days in a row when it doesn’t fucking rain.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“It’s curious that children can either be expert liars or utterly incapable of hiding their emotions, and the classification changes from minute to minute.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“You know, you’re a pretty terrible person.” “You’re not the first to accuse me of such.” “I didn’t imagine I would be. Still, in spite of that, or maybe because of it, you’re also a really good friend.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“I don’t know that I believe in beauty sleep, but if you don’t leave me be, you’re going to see some ugly-awake.” ― Drew Hayes, Undeath and Taxes
“This is less of a 'the king needs a reason' thing and more of a 'the king loves burning shit and killing people' thing," Eric corrected.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“Sometimes, attaining the impossible was simply a matter of continuously putting one foot in front of the other, no matter what.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weed” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Unfortunately, religion often works to shrink and tame the very wild and mysterious forces that first drew our wonder. In the process of making the inexplicable safe for the masses, the possibilities for real illusion-piercing insight becomes reduced. One might say that they are only available to those who dare to ride the breaking crest of direct life-altering experience.” ― Stephen K. Hayes
“I missed the days when I would silently judge seemingly crazy people in a park, instead of being one of them.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.” ― Helen Hayes
“We'll loot the bodies and be on our way." "The words that start every great adventure," Gabrielle quipped sarcastically. She might have been surprised to discover how accurate that statement truly was.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“Still, I find lying to be more dangerous than expertly telling the truth, so I avoid it whenever possible.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“This book is dedicated to the uncool, uncoordinated, unexceptional, uncharming, uninteresting, and especially the unashamed. To everyone from the Awkwards to the Zeroes, living as the proud oddballs they are. This book is dedicated to my people.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.” ― Drew Hayes, NPCs
“The truth had its place, and it was called a deathbed.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“Krystal snorted out a laugh. “Hit on me? Freddy, Bubba is gay. Like really gay. Gayer than a unicorn butt-fucking a rainbow. You’re the one he has a little crush on.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“Friday has always been the blessed child of Time. It’s admired, looked forward to, and savored with each occurrence.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“Humans can only toil endlessly for so long. Every now and then we need to taste the sweeter things in life, to remember why we do the work in the first place.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“In Seattle there is a constant hope for a period called “two days in a row when it doesn’t fucking rain.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 1
“It’s curious that children can either be expert liars or utterly incapable of hiding their emotions, and the classification changes from minute to minute.” ― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
“You know, you’re a pretty terrible person.” “You’re not the first to accuse me of such.” “I didn’t imagine I would be. Still, in spite of that, or maybe because of it, you’re also a really good friend.” ― Drew Hayes, Super Powereds: Year 2
“I don’t know that I believe in beauty sleep, but if you don’t leave me be, you’re going to see some ugly-awake.” ― Drew Hayes, Undeath and Taxes
