“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”
―
Charlaine Harris
“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Did we have sex?" he asked directly.For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile.Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
“The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"Eric, my big bullshitter” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!” ― Charlaine Harris
“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.I am sorry that the maenad picked on you."I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me."That's more like it.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left.That was a tough exit line to top.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised."Yes.""That's . . . crazy, Sookie.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“We could go back," he said. In the dome light of the car, his face looked hard as stone. "We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each other's bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you." His nostrils flared, and he looked suddenly proud. "I could work. You would not be poor. I would help you." "Sounds like a marriage," I said, trying to lighten the atmosphere. But my voice was too shaky. "Yes," he said.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone
“Sometimes the bitch wins.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Did we have sex?" he asked directly.For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile.Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
“The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"Eric, my big bullshitter” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!” ― Charlaine Harris
“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.I am sorry that the maenad picked on you."I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation.Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me."That's more like it.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left.That was a tough exit line to top.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised."Yes.""That's . . . crazy, Sookie.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“We could go back," he said. In the dome light of the car, his face looked hard as stone. "We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each other's bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you." His nostrils flared, and he looked suddenly proud. "I could work. You would not be poor. I would help you." "Sounds like a marriage," I said, trying to lighten the atmosphere. But my voice was too shaky. "Yes," he said.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.” ― Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas
“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
“Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead and Gone
“Sometimes the bitch wins.” ― Charlaine Harris, Club Dead
“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.” ― Charlaine Harris, Dead as a Doornail
