“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
―
Steve Martin
“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” ― Steve Martin
“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ― steve martin
“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.” ― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
“It's pain that changes our lives.” ― Steve Martin, Shopgirl
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ― Steve Martin
“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.” ― Steve Martin
“I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.” ― Steve Martin
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.” ― steve martin
“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” ― Steve Martin
“Be so good they can't ignore you.” ― Steve Martin
“... you're nuts but you're welcome here.” ― Steve Martin
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” ― Steve Martin
“If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” ― Steve Martin
“...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.” ― Steve Martin, Shopgirl
“We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.” ― Steve Martin
“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” ― Steve Martin
“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” ― steve martin
“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.” ― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life
“It's pain that changes our lives.” ― Steve Martin, Shopgirl
“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.” ― Steve Martin
“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.” ― Steve Martin
“I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden.” ― Steve Martin
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.” ― steve martin
“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” ― Steve Martin
“Be so good they can't ignore you.” ― Steve Martin
“... you're nuts but you're welcome here.” ― Steve Martin
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” ― Steve Martin
“If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.” ― Steve Martin
“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” ― Steve Martin
“...it is not the big events that hurt the most but rather the smallest questionable shift in tone at the end of a spoken word that can plow most deeply into the heart.” ― Steve Martin, Shopgirl
“We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday.” ― Steve Martin
