"A genuine anteater,"
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!
The pet man told me dad.
Turned out, it was an aunt eater,
And now my uncle's mad!

1930 - 1999/Male/AmericanSheldon Alan Silverstein was a poet, singer-songwriter, cartoonist, screenwriter, and author of children's books.
View profile & all 19 Poems / StoriesI opened my eyesAnd looked up at the rain,
Well, my daddy left home when I was three,and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
I am writing these poemsFrom inside a lion,
Oh, I'm being eatenBy a boa constrictor,
Once I spoke the language of the flowers,Once I understood each word the caterpillar said,