“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
―
Seth Grahame-Smith,
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“The day Henry made a choice... that some men are just too interesting to die.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that are most important, cling more tightly to that which they hold dear. Their lives have seasons, and rites of passage, and consequences. And ultimately, an end. But what of a life with no urgency? What then of ambition? What then of love?” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie
“Elizabeth andDarcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms aroundher. She was frozen-"What does he mean to do?" she thought. But his intentions wererespectable, for Darcy merely meant to retrieve his Brown Bess, which Elizabeth had affixed toher back during her walk. She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it tohim. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered,"They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon this, their colour changed, and they were forced to lookaway from one another, lest they laugh.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“The day Henry made a choice... that some men are just too interesting to die.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that are most important, cling more tightly to that which they hold dear. Their lives have seasons, and rites of passage, and consequences. And ultimately, an end. But what of a life with no urgency? What then of ambition? What then of love?” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie
“Elizabeth andDarcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms aroundher. She was frozen-"What does he mean to do?" she thought. But his intentions wererespectable, for Darcy merely meant to retrieve his Brown Bess, which Elizabeth had affixed toher back during her walk. She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it tohim. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered,"They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon this, their colour changed, and they were forced to lookaway from one another, lest they laugh.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
“I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
“I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!” ― Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
