“Here's the thing. Math and I broke up two years ago, and now whenever we get together it's just weird and awkward for both of us.”
―
Sariah Wilson,
The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“Maybe I should ask Awkward if it wanted to go to the masquerade with me since lately we seemed to be spending so much time together.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“Women should come with instruction manuals.” “Why? That would be totally pointless. I’ve lived with three men my entire life, and I’ve never once seen you guys read instructions.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck
“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“He wasn't having me try on a glass slipper, but for some strange reason, I finally understood exactly why Cinderella ran off with the prince after having only known him for one night. Having a hot guy kneeling in front of you is sort of intoxicating.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“happiness doesn’t leave scars.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips #Chase” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“I’m not single but in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, who lives in the future.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Awestruck
“A girl could get used to a guy who made her feel like she could take over the world.” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“I'd like to know what you're thinking right now.""I'm not telling you. That's why I didn't say it out loud. Because that's how thingking works."Chase laughed. "Sometimes in interviews they ask you what superpower you'd like to have. I used to choose being able to read people's minds. Then Facebook happend, and I got over that.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“I'd tried to explain to her that she needed to stop seeing the world through pretty-girl glasses. It skewed her perspectives.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“If she were on fire and I had a glass of water, I would drink it.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Speaking of scents, we’ve been discussing insects this week and I learned a certain type of orb-weaver spider puts out a scent that smells just like a female moth in heat in order to attract and trap male moths. It made me wonder what my lure scent would be. You know, the thing that would make me fly blindly to my death. I think it would probably be warm apple cider and cinnamon sugar doughnuts.” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“I suddenly felt all girly and giggly, which was a complete foreign feeling. If I started twirling my hair, I was going to have Trent shoot me.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“(after some jerk named FICA took most of my money)” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“Okay, I know it's weird, but whenever I watch a movie like this and someone goes underwater, I hold my breath to see if I would have survived.""It's not weird. I do that too. But I almost died watched Finding Nemo.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Nobody gets married thinkng it won't work. They get married because they have hope it will.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Most artists weren't famous until they died (mostly because once they'd died they couldn't create any more art, so it would make it more valuable).” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“Maybe I should ask Awkward if it wanted to go to the masquerade with me since lately we seemed to be spending so much time together.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“Women should come with instruction manuals.” “Why? That would be totally pointless. I’ve lived with three men my entire life, and I’ve never once seen you guys read instructions.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Moonstruck
“Oreo has started putting jokes on the side of packages. Listen to this—‘Serving size: three cookies.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“He wasn't having me try on a glass slipper, but for some strange reason, I finally understood exactly why Cinderella ran off with the prince after having only known him for one night. Having a hot guy kneeling in front of you is sort of intoxicating.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“I sighed, because that's what unrequited love made you do. Sigh with self-pity.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“happiness doesn’t leave scars.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips #Chase” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“I’m not single but in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, who lives in the future.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Awestruck
“A girl could get used to a guy who made her feel like she could take over the world.” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“I'd like to know what you're thinking right now.""I'm not telling you. That's why I didn't say it out loud. Because that's how thingking works."Chase laughed. "Sometimes in interviews they ask you what superpower you'd like to have. I used to choose being able to read people's minds. Then Facebook happend, and I got over that.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“I'd tried to explain to her that she needed to stop seeing the world through pretty-girl glasses. It skewed her perspectives.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“If she were on fire and I had a glass of water, I would drink it.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Speaking of scents, we’ve been discussing insects this week and I learned a certain type of orb-weaver spider puts out a scent that smells just like a female moth in heat in order to attract and trap male moths. It made me wonder what my lure scent would be. You know, the thing that would make me fly blindly to my death. I think it would probably be warm apple cider and cinnamon sugar doughnuts.” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“I suddenly felt all girly and giggly, which was a complete foreign feeling. If I started twirling my hair, I was going to have Trent shoot me.” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
“(after some jerk named FICA took most of my money)” ― Sariah Wilson, Roommaid
“Okay, I know it's weird, but whenever I watch a movie like this and someone goes underwater, I hold my breath to see if I would have survived.""It's not weird. I do that too. But I almost died watched Finding Nemo.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Nobody gets married thinkng it won't work. They get married because they have hope it will.” ― Sariah Wilson, #Starstruck
“Most artists weren't famous until they died (mostly because once they'd died they couldn't create any more art, so it would make it more valuable).” ― Sariah Wilson, The Ugly Stepsister Strikes Back
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