Quotes of Rachel Hawkins

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“It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you've accepted that someone is out of your life, that you've grieved and it's over, and then bam. One little thing, and you feel like you've lost that person all over again.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings."Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!""What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed to yell at the werewolf as he ran at me were, 'BAD DOG!'Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a flash of blue light on my left. Suddenly, the werewolf seemed to smack into an invisible wall just inches in front of me...."You know," someone said off to my left, "I usually find a blocking spell to be a lot more effective than yelling 'Bad dog,' but maybe that's just me.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.' Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound
“Sophia Mercer," Elodie intoned, "we have come to induct you into our sisterhood. Say the five words to begin the ritual."I blinked at her. "Are you freaking kidding me?"Anna gave an exasperated sigh. "No, the five words are 'I accept you offer, sisters.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“She was my assignment.""From The Eye?""No, from the Boy Scouts. That Witch Dating badge just kept eluding me.""Well, you must have at least three Total Douchebag badges by now, so that has to count for something.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.”“‘Superpowerful?’”He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. “Let me remind you of two words, Mercer: Bad. Dog.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“None of this makes any sense.""I'm beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“Now, Sophia, would you care to tell me why you're here by the pond instead of reporting to your next class?''I'm experiencing some teenage angst, Mrs. Casnoff,' I answered. 'I need to, like, write in my journal or something.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“Archer isn't hot anymore.... He tried to kill me, and his girlfriend is Satan.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“So if you can heal with your touch, why are you working here as like, Hagrid, or whatever?” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“So did The Eye come here looking for me?""Actually, we came because we heard it was free corn dog night. Imagine our disappointment.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“Dad, she's just going to freak. And probably come here and get me, and then you guys will start yelling at each other, and I'll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
“Please don't joke and bleed at the same time.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Demonglass
“When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.” ― Rachel Hawkins, Hex Hall
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