“The chief clears his throat and gives me the don’t be a sexual predator look.”
―
Pippa Grant,
Mister McHottie
“I start and check out the door, and while I’d like to say my pussy perked up and cheered,” ― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks
“Never in all of my engagements has a man asked me if my cat needs pajamas. But this man thinks of everything.” ― Pippa Grant, Real Fake Love
“DO NOT TRY TO MANSPLAIN ME.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“Animals are easy, innocent, uncomplicated. Not like humans, who are so often a stress-laced mystery to me…” ― Pippa Grant, Hitched
“It’s the cutest damn laugh I’ve ever heard. Like a tweety bird mated with an evil cartoon villain.” ― Pippa Grant, The Hero and the Hacktivist
“there is nothing in the world as good for a man’s soul as listening to the love of his life laugh,” ― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir
“Your mother’s holding for you on line two,” she says. “If I were you, I’d buy a florist and a candy shop. Maybe a winery too. Sounds like she needs them.” Might be time to resign from my personal life.” ― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie
“What does that mean?” I ask. “The bee’s knees.” “Fantastic. Excellent. The very best.” I pause with my hand on the screen door. She looks up to find me staring and I smile. “I think you’re the bee’s knees, Cassandra Sunderwell.” ― Pippa Grant, Hosed
“The last thing she did before her accident was, well, me. If she needs help getting back in the saddle, then I guess the least I can do is, well, her.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“Never underestimate a man’s desire to outrank another.” ― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir
“Joy. Oh my god. He’s my joy. My laughter. My strength. My challenge. My motivation. My rock. My joy.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“For a really smart person, Felicity, sometimes you’re really dumb.” ― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake
“horny and horrified all at once.” ― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie
“Your heart is not poop. Your life is not poop! Steve is poop. You are unicorn hair plaited in a beautiful braid, sprinkled with sugar and sunshine.” ― Pippa Grant, Hosed
“Day four of this adventure has begun, and it’s clear where I’m headed. All I need is the handbasket.” ― Pippa Grant, Rockaway Bride
“If men are pigs, his body is the bacon, and god help me, I love a good piece of bacon.” ― Pippa Grant, The Bigger Badder Berger Box Set
“You're still like a chocolate cupcake while I'm that weird lemon-white chocolate cookie people always pick last because it's weird.” ― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks
“Fuck. I just handed my fake girlfriend a baby poop bomb. And it went off. All. Over. Her. “Oh, fungusbubbles,” I croak out.” ― Pippa Grant, America's Geekheart
“I start and check out the door, and while I’d like to say my pussy perked up and cheered,” ― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks
“Never in all of my engagements has a man asked me if my cat needs pajamas. But this man thinks of everything.” ― Pippa Grant, Real Fake Love
“DO NOT TRY TO MANSPLAIN ME.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“Animals are easy, innocent, uncomplicated. Not like humans, who are so often a stress-laced mystery to me…” ― Pippa Grant, Hitched
“It’s the cutest damn laugh I’ve ever heard. Like a tweety bird mated with an evil cartoon villain.” ― Pippa Grant, The Hero and the Hacktivist
“there is nothing in the world as good for a man’s soul as listening to the love of his life laugh,” ― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir
“Your mother’s holding for you on line two,” she says. “If I were you, I’d buy a florist and a candy shop. Maybe a winery too. Sounds like she needs them.” Might be time to resign from my personal life.” ― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie
“What does that mean?” I ask. “The bee’s knees.” “Fantastic. Excellent. The very best.” I pause with my hand on the screen door. She looks up to find me staring and I smile. “I think you’re the bee’s knees, Cassandra Sunderwell.” ― Pippa Grant, Hosed
“The last thing she did before her accident was, well, me. If she needs help getting back in the saddle, then I guess the least I can do is, well, her.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“Never underestimate a man’s desire to outrank another.” ― Pippa Grant, Hot Heir
“Joy. Oh my god. He’s my joy. My laughter. My strength. My challenge. My motivation. My rock. My joy.” ― Pippa Grant, Flirting with the Frenemy
“For a really smart person, Felicity, sometimes you’re really dumb.” ― Pippa Grant, Beauty and the Beefcake
“horny and horrified all at once.” ― Pippa Grant, Mister McHottie
“Your heart is not poop. Your life is not poop! Steve is poop. You are unicorn hair plaited in a beautiful braid, sprinkled with sugar and sunshine.” ― Pippa Grant, Hosed
“Day four of this adventure has begun, and it’s clear where I’m headed. All I need is the handbasket.” ― Pippa Grant, Rockaway Bride
“If men are pigs, his body is the bacon, and god help me, I love a good piece of bacon.” ― Pippa Grant, The Bigger Badder Berger Box Set
“You're still like a chocolate cupcake while I'm that weird lemon-white chocolate cookie people always pick last because it's weird.” ― Pippa Grant, Stud in the Stacks
“Fuck. I just handed my fake girlfriend a baby poop bomb. And it went off. All. Over. Her. “Oh, fungusbubbles,” I croak out.” ― Pippa Grant, America's Geekheart
