“In my mind’s eye I see her spread out in front of me, back arching as I taste her neck. She tastes amazing. My mind spins outward, imagining the things I could do to her if she was in my bed. I would plunge myself deep inside her, not letting her come until she begged.”
―
Penny Wylder,
SEXT
“I used to fake orgasms to give them a boost of confidence, like a participation trophy. The older I get the less patience I have. You either play to win or get the fuck off my field.” ― Penny Wylder, Get Me Off
“I’m sorry about my brother,” he says. “He worries about me.” “Is everything okay?” I ask. “Everything’s great.” I bend down to clean up the juice mess.” ― Penny Wylder, Falling for the Babysitter
“He grins. "You are a good slut..." He slides his finger out of me. "You can come for me now, slut." Then he licks me once more, hard and fast, and that's the last thing I can process before I let the orgasm hit me.” ― Penny Wylder, SEXT
“Except, even after I moved, those feelings didn’t go away. They didn’t even lessen at all. If anything, they grew stronger because I didn’t have those moments of seeing her face to tide me over until the next time.I was completely fucking miserable. For two whole years.Then I got that text from her in the middle of the night and knew I couldn’t fight my feelings any longer.” ― Penny Wylder, Her Dad's Friend
“Dear Fiona, When’s the last time you got laid? You don’t remember, do you? Same here. Being sick will really put a damper on your love life, if you know what I mean. I really miss having fun with a hot guy. I’m sure you do too, right? Well, it’s about time to get back on the saddle. Don’t worry, I’m not asking you to go on Tinder or Craigslist or anything like that. I already have someone picked out for you. Remember that hot guy who works at the tattoo shop across from the bar? Yeah, that guy. I’m not asking you to fall in love with him, but get laid for fuck’s sake. Next to it is a smiley face emoji. Have fun and be safe! Love always, Kia” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“even though I'm safe. I see his ghostly reflection moving” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“I don’t see why we need two pilots. In the war, you know, you were lucky if you had one.” ― Penny Wylder, The Billionaire's Virgin
“If his face wasn't enough (It is.), you can tell under his suits that his body is fantastic. If his body weren't enough (It definitely, definitely is.), his voice is enough to make your mouth water. In” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“In room 972.” ― Penny Wylder, Good Time Doctor
“Dear Fiona, I’m sure by now you’ve probably figured out that these adventures are more about you than they are about me. If this were truly my bucket list, you’d probably still be lost after spelunking in a cave right now. But this isn’t about me. My only regret would have been for you to continue to mourn me after I’m gone and not live the most epic life you possibly could. Your heart is too big to keep it contained to little ol’ me. Spread that shit around. Bring joy and love to others the way you have to me, and make sure you get it in return. Love always and forever, Kia” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, but I saw you at the bar those nights when you were drunk with your friend and laughing and looking at me through the window of my shop. I knew exactly who you were when you came in.” I stare at him. “Are you serious?” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“Deacon was twenty-five years old when I first started noticing him as something more than just my neighbor like all the rest. I was thirteen.” ― Penny Wylder, Falling for the Babysitter
“So." She says, smiling at us, "How long have you been sleeping together?" I choke on my water.” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“No matter your principals,....there is a shortage of truly excellent cock in this world. If you have the chance for it, take it and don’t look back. You won’t regret it later.” ― Penny Wylder, The Big Boss
“Service” ― Penny Wylder, Expert Service
“We’re going to fall one way or another. I want to fall into her.” ― Penny Wylder, The Big Boss
“and that's all it takes. He” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“She’s not ready for a wild man. She likes tame, placid little city boys.” ― Penny Wylder, Big Man
“I used to fake orgasms to give them a boost of confidence, like a participation trophy. The older I get the less patience I have. You either play to win or get the fuck off my field.” ― Penny Wylder, Get Me Off
“I’m sorry about my brother,” he says. “He worries about me.” “Is everything okay?” I ask. “Everything’s great.” I bend down to clean up the juice mess.” ― Penny Wylder, Falling for the Babysitter
“He grins. "You are a good slut..." He slides his finger out of me. "You can come for me now, slut." Then he licks me once more, hard and fast, and that's the last thing I can process before I let the orgasm hit me.” ― Penny Wylder, SEXT
“Except, even after I moved, those feelings didn’t go away. They didn’t even lessen at all. If anything, they grew stronger because I didn’t have those moments of seeing her face to tide me over until the next time.I was completely fucking miserable. For two whole years.Then I got that text from her in the middle of the night and knew I couldn’t fight my feelings any longer.” ― Penny Wylder, Her Dad's Friend
“Dear Fiona, When’s the last time you got laid? You don’t remember, do you? Same here. Being sick will really put a damper on your love life, if you know what I mean. I really miss having fun with a hot guy. I’m sure you do too, right? Well, it’s about time to get back on the saddle. Don’t worry, I’m not asking you to go on Tinder or Craigslist or anything like that. I already have someone picked out for you. Remember that hot guy who works at the tattoo shop across from the bar? Yeah, that guy. I’m not asking you to fall in love with him, but get laid for fuck’s sake. Next to it is a smiley face emoji. Have fun and be safe! Love always, Kia” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“even though I'm safe. I see his ghostly reflection moving” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“I don’t see why we need two pilots. In the war, you know, you were lucky if you had one.” ― Penny Wylder, The Billionaire's Virgin
“If his face wasn't enough (It is.), you can tell under his suits that his body is fantastic. If his body weren't enough (It definitely, definitely is.), his voice is enough to make your mouth water. In” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“In room 972.” ― Penny Wylder, Good Time Doctor
“Dear Fiona, I’m sure by now you’ve probably figured out that these adventures are more about you than they are about me. If this were truly my bucket list, you’d probably still be lost after spelunking in a cave right now. But this isn’t about me. My only regret would have been for you to continue to mourn me after I’m gone and not live the most epic life you possibly could. Your heart is too big to keep it contained to little ol’ me. Spread that shit around. Bring joy and love to others the way you have to me, and make sure you get it in return. Love always and forever, Kia” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, but I saw you at the bar those nights when you were drunk with your friend and laughing and looking at me through the window of my shop. I knew exactly who you were when you came in.” I stare at him. “Are you serious?” ― Penny Wylder, Dirty Promise
“Deacon was twenty-five years old when I first started noticing him as something more than just my neighbor like all the rest. I was thirteen.” ― Penny Wylder, Falling for the Babysitter
“So." She says, smiling at us, "How long have you been sleeping together?" I choke on my water.” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“No matter your principals,....there is a shortage of truly excellent cock in this world. If you have the chance for it, take it and don’t look back. You won’t regret it later.” ― Penny Wylder, The Big Boss
“Service” ― Penny Wylder, Expert Service
“We’re going to fall one way or another. I want to fall into her.” ― Penny Wylder, The Big Boss
“and that's all it takes. He” ― Penny Wylder, Filthy Boss
“She’s not ready for a wild man. She likes tame, placid little city boys.” ― Penny Wylder, Big Man








