“It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid ofghosts.”
―
MaryJanice Davidson,
Undead and Unemployed
“You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Swimming Without a Net
“Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Me, Myself and Why?
“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.” ― Mary Janice Davidson
“Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished
“We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, likepoliticians.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Uneasy
“I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you.""Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised."WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated
“He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy.""Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated
“They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unworthy
“Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as—""Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“He's all right. His hair is cute."Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love.""I'm not in love.""'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call."" I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank.""Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!"" Will you simmer. I certainly am not.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
“You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Swimming Without a Net
“Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Me, Myself and Why?
“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment)” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.” ― Mary Janice Davidson
“Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unfinished
“We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, likepoliticians.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Uneasy
“I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.” ― MaryJanice Davidson
“I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you.""Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised."WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated
“He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy.""Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unappreciated
“They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unworthy
“Majesty, I beg your forgiveness for the idignity you suffered and offer you the head of our enemy as—""Put that thing down," I said impatiently. "I can't talk to you when you're shaking his head like a damned maraca.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Undead and Unwed
“He's all right. His hair is cute."Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love.""I'm not in love.""'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call."" I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank.""Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!"" Will you simmer. I certainly am not.” ― MaryJanice Davidson, Sleeping with the Fishes
