“Did I expect my soulmate to have a dick? No. But, hell, my own was always fun enough to play with; now, I’ve got a spare.”
―
K.M. Neuhold,
Unraveled
“Embrace the embarrassment,” he advises. “It’s never killed anyone.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Rocket Science
“You aren’t your mental illness. No one would ever say I am cancer, so why would it be different for a mental illness?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Face the Music
“I let my voice drop into that deep, commanding tenor that never fails to trip submissive tenancies” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“Sometimes you're given hard things in life so you can prove how strong you are and to make sure only the right kind of people will love you.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“I wonder how he’d feel about the offer of a friendship hand job? Is that a thing? How about a bestie blowie? Platonic anal?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Drilled
“It turns out the things that annoy you in one city are likely more of the same in another, and running doesn’t cure the loneliness like you’d think it would.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Four Letter Word
“You try to say no to a gorgeous construction worker when he has you pinned against a wall and is saying stupidly hot things to you.” “That’s how I nearly ended up in a cult last year.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“I’ve spent forty-four years of my life telling the world I’m a carpet man. Is it too late to admit to myself and everyone else that deep down I’m really all about the Hardwood?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood
“Was there a snake? Seriously, this is not a fucking laughing matter.” Without waiting for an answer, he turns on his heel and hurries back into the house, returning a minute later with a spatula in hand. “What the fuck is that for?” I ask. “I don’t have any weapons. I figure if a snake tries to come near me, I can at least—” “Flip it over so it cooks evenly on both sides?” Ev helps dryly, and we both burst out laughing.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“Please, don’t tell me that the best moment of my life was a mistake.” ― K.M. Neuhold, From Ashes
“You are the phoenix. You’re a bird born out of fire, never destroyed, only ever becoming stronger.” ― K.M. Neuhold, From Ashes
“Mason has to be the most distracted guy on the planet. Yesterday, he showed up wearing two different socks. And not just any socks, one was black and the other was bright yellow. Aside from the fact that I have never seen bright yellow socks in my life, I honestly wondered how distracted he would have to be to put a black sock and a yellow sock on and not notice they were different.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Heart
“Dan: He’s a contractor; if porn has taught me anything, it’s that if you ask him to check your pipes, you’ll end up getting gang banged by him and like three other hot dudes. Ren: You’re thinking of plumbers” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“this Buddhist saying that holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Rebel
“There's no fate, only things that happen that we try to make sense of” ― K.M. Neuhold, Change of Heart
“A hot summer night when I was real little, barefoot in my front yard, catching lightnin’ bugs and puttin’ ‘em in a jar. I always let ‘em go after, but I loved having a jar full of stars for just a few minutes.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“During a break in the action, the kiss cam focuses on Cole and little miss hair flip. She laughs and bats her eyelashes, turning toward him, and I clench my teeth. “Oh, hell no,” I mutter, leaning over and taking his face between my hands, kissing him right there in front of an entire baseball stadium full of people. I can feel the curve of a smile on his lips as our mouths press together, a few people in the row ahead of us letting out a cheer.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“That’s what Ten believes: soul mates, true love, all that stuff I used to think was silly. Maybe I was just afraid it was for everyone but me.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Perfect Ten
“Embrace the embarrassment,” he advises. “It’s never killed anyone.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Rocket Science
“You aren’t your mental illness. No one would ever say I am cancer, so why would it be different for a mental illness?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Face the Music
“I let my voice drop into that deep, commanding tenor that never fails to trip submissive tenancies” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“Sometimes you're given hard things in life so you can prove how strong you are and to make sure only the right kind of people will love you.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“I wonder how he’d feel about the offer of a friendship hand job? Is that a thing? How about a bestie blowie? Platonic anal?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Drilled
“It turns out the things that annoy you in one city are likely more of the same in another, and running doesn’t cure the loneliness like you’d think it would.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Four Letter Word
“You try to say no to a gorgeous construction worker when he has you pinned against a wall and is saying stupidly hot things to you.” “That’s how I nearly ended up in a cult last year.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“I’ve spent forty-four years of my life telling the world I’m a carpet man. Is it too late to admit to myself and everyone else that deep down I’m really all about the Hardwood?” ― K.M. Neuhold, Hardwood
“Was there a snake? Seriously, this is not a fucking laughing matter.” Without waiting for an answer, he turns on his heel and hurries back into the house, returning a minute later with a spatula in hand. “What the fuck is that for?” I ask. “I don’t have any weapons. I figure if a snake tries to come near me, I can at least—” “Flip it over so it cooks evenly on both sides?” Ev helps dryly, and we both burst out laughing.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“Please, don’t tell me that the best moment of my life was a mistake.” ― K.M. Neuhold, From Ashes
“You are the phoenix. You’re a bird born out of fire, never destroyed, only ever becoming stronger.” ― K.M. Neuhold, From Ashes
“Mason has to be the most distracted guy on the planet. Yesterday, he showed up wearing two different socks. And not just any socks, one was black and the other was bright yellow. Aside from the fact that I have never seen bright yellow socks in my life, I honestly wondered how distracted he would have to be to put a black sock and a yellow sock on and not notice they were different.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Heart
“Dan: He’s a contractor; if porn has taught me anything, it’s that if you ask him to check your pipes, you’ll end up getting gang banged by him and like three other hot dudes. Ren: You’re thinking of plumbers” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“this Buddhist saying that holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Rebel
“There's no fate, only things that happen that we try to make sense of” ― K.M. Neuhold, Change of Heart
“A hot summer night when I was real little, barefoot in my front yard, catching lightnin’ bugs and puttin’ ‘em in a jar. I always let ‘em go after, but I loved having a jar full of stars for just a few minutes.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Pretty Boy
“During a break in the action, the kiss cam focuses on Cole and little miss hair flip. She laughs and bats her eyelashes, turning toward him, and I clench my teeth. “Oh, hell no,” I mutter, leaning over and taking his face between my hands, kissing him right there in front of an entire baseball stadium full of people. I can feel the curve of a smile on his lips as our mouths press together, a few people in the row ahead of us letting out a cheer.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky
“That’s what Ten believes: soul mates, true love, all that stuff I used to think was silly. Maybe I was just afraid it was for everyone but me.” ― K.M. Neuhold, Perfect Ten
