“Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?”
―
K.F. Breene,
Sin & Chocolate
“Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.” ― K.F. Breene, Braving the Elements
“Good. Come along you lot. And stay in pairs. You look like shit after someone ate beans. I will need more swear words, too; I love the startled faces when I use them.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“Life is a battle we cannot win. The question becomes, do we want to go down peacefully, or fight until our last breath? I choose to fight.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“Fashion excuses common sense?” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“thank fuck, we found her! I thought for sure she was hiding in the men’s bathroom again!” As she let them lead her away, Sanders frothing in her wake, she said, “Fuck? It seems you’ve been tight-lipped about a very important swear word. Explain.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“You read too much.” “Is there such a thing?” “You daydream too much, then.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“Who said anything about marriage? Good Lord, no. Do yourself a favor: don’t move in with him. Then he’ll be expecting you to cook and clean—no. Just take him for a spin and return him if he breaks. That’s the best bet.” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“Who has two thumbs and brought a gun to a magic fight? This girl!” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.” ― K.F. Breene, Fused in Fire
“Tobias, knowing nothing about Shanti, couldn’t contain his displeasure at a woman tagging along. He kept his distaste to huffs, however, being a well-versed fighter—he knew better than to piss off the Captain. Shanti, knowing better than to waste time, didn’t punch him in the throat. All in all, they got along.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“Everyone is crazy. It’s the people who go with it, and admit it, that you can trust. So you be crazy, girl. Give that rat bastard hell.” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“They hadn’t said what he’d died from, but I hoped it was gangrene of the dick.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“being referred to as a woman is a compliment, not a put-down. Women can handle all the banes of existence, including being called the bane of existence, and keep on trucking. Our fragile egos don’t cause war and famine.” ― K.F. Breene, Natural Witch
“Raise your voice until you are heard. Look however you want, be whoever you want, and demand people pay attention to you. Stop taking what you’re given, and demand the space in life you want.” ― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Madness
“It was the “I’m not happy, and despite the fact that my face is showing no discernible expression, someone will die” tone.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“I can hear you breathing,” someone taunted from above in a raspy voice. “Dude, don’t be that guy,” I said, not looking up. “No one likes the creepy guy.” Footsteps” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.” ― K.F. Breene, Raised in Fire
“Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.” ― K.F. Breene, Braving the Elements
“Good. Come along you lot. And stay in pairs. You look like shit after someone ate beans. I will need more swear words, too; I love the startled faces when I use them.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“Life is a battle we cannot win. The question becomes, do we want to go down peacefully, or fight until our last breath? I choose to fight.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“Fashion excuses common sense?” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“A necklace is a great way to allow someone to choke you without having to bring their own supplies,” she muttered.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“thank fuck, we found her! I thought for sure she was hiding in the men’s bathroom again!” As she let them lead her away, Sanders frothing in her wake, she said, “Fuck? It seems you’ve been tight-lipped about a very important swear word. Explain.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“You read too much.” “Is there such a thing?” “You daydream too much, then.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“Who said anything about marriage? Good Lord, no. Do yourself a favor: don’t move in with him. Then he’ll be expecting you to cook and clean—no. Just take him for a spin and return him if he breaks. That’s the best bet.” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“Who has two thumbs and brought a gun to a magic fight? This girl!” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“Just FYI, in case you need a barometer reading on the day’s suckery, it is high. Very high. There is a shitstorm warning in effect.” ― K.F. Breene, Fused in Fire
“Tobias, knowing nothing about Shanti, couldn’t contain his displeasure at a woman tagging along. He kept his distaste to huffs, however, being a well-versed fighter—he knew better than to piss off the Captain. Shanti, knowing better than to waste time, didn’t punch him in the throat. All in all, they got along.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“Everyone is crazy. It’s the people who go with it, and admit it, that you can trust. So you be crazy, girl. Give that rat bastard hell.” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“They hadn’t said what he’d died from, but I hoped it was gangrene of the dick.” ― K.F. Breene, A Ruin of Roses
“being referred to as a woman is a compliment, not a put-down. Women can handle all the banes of existence, including being called the bane of existence, and keep on trucking. Our fragile egos don’t cause war and famine.” ― K.F. Breene, Natural Witch
“Raise your voice until you are heard. Look however you want, be whoever you want, and demand people pay attention to you. Stop taking what you’re given, and demand the space in life you want.” ― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Madness
“It was the “I’m not happy, and despite the fact that my face is showing no discernible expression, someone will die” tone.” ― K.F. Breene, Chosen
“I can hear you breathing,” someone taunted from above in a raspy voice. “Dude, don’t be that guy,” I said, not looking up. “No one likes the creepy guy.” Footsteps” ― K.F. Breene, Born in Fire
“I probably will see humor in someone kicking your ass. But I promise to avenge you right after I stop laughing.” ― K.F. Breene, Raised in Fire
