“The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.”
―
Heather Brewer,
Ninth Grade Slays
“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.” ― Heather Brewer , Twelfth Grade Kills
“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.” ― Heather Brewer, First Kill
“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Morning, sunshine."Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid.""Pardon me?""Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.” ― Heather Brewer, Tenth Grade Bleeds
“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.” ― Heather Brewer , Twelfth Grade Kills
“The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.” ― Heather Brewer, First Kill
“Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.” ― Heather Brewer, Ninth Grade Slays
“Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Morning, sunshine."Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid.""Pardon me?""Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.” ― Heather Brewer, Tenth Grade Bleeds
“I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.” ― Heather Brewer, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod Journal
“Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.” ― Heather Brewer, Eighth Grade Bites
