“Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.”
―
Elle Kennedy,
The Deal
“Just out of curiosity,” she says, “after you wake up in the morning, do you admire yourself in the mirror for one hour or two?” “Two,” I reply cheerfully. “Do you high five yourself?” “Of course not.” I smirk. “I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can.You’re welcome.Me: WHAT?? I’m going to kiss u!Him: With tongue?It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I’m completely mortified.Me: Kill u! I meant KILL. u. Damn autocorrect.Him: Surrrrrre. Let’s blame it on autocorrect.Me: Shut it.Him: I think someone wants to kiss me…” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Penises!Sweet Jesus.Penises everywhere.Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Hey, come on, don’t cry,” he begs. “It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I’m comfortable enough with my hetero status to say that if I did play for the other team? I wouldn’t just fuck Garrett Graham, I’d marry him.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“She tries to take a step down the hall, but I tug on her hand and kiss her again, and this time it's not a peck. I kiss her hard, losing myself in her taste and her heat and every damn thing about her. I never expected her. Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don't know you ever lived without them.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I fight back laughter. “As you wish.”"Did you really just Princess Bride me?” “Did you really just use Princess Bride as a verb?” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“How did I go so long without noticing you, damn it? Why did it take seeing a stupid A on your midterm to make me notice?”He sounds so genuinely upset that I scoot closer and kiss him. “It doesn’t matter. You know me now.”“I do,” he says fiercely.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dude.''Call my girlfriend a ho one more time and you won't have a bro.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“The second I encounter his erection, my jaw drops.“Oh my God, are you kidding me?”He looks startled. “What’s wrong?”“Are you taking human growth hormones or something? I snatch my hand back, fighting another rush of nervousness. “There’s no way that huge man monster is fitting inside me!”Garrett’s head abruptly drops in the crook of his arm as a shudder racks his body. At first I think he’s pissed off. Or maybe even crying. It takes several seconds before I realize what’s happening. He’s laughing.Scratch that – he’s in hysterics.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“And the most important lesson I learned is that I’m not a victim—I’m a survivor.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?” I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.” “Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“He shakes his head in amazement. “Your voice is…fuck, Wellsy, it’s beautiful.” My cheeks heat up. “You think so?” His impassioned expression tells me he’s dead serious. “Play something else,” he orders. “Um. What do you want to hear?” “Anything. I don’t care.” I’m startled by the intensity in his voice, the emotion now glittering in his gray eyes. “I just need to hear you sing again.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Seriously, just find yourself a rebound.” Dean whips up his arm. “I volunteer as tribute.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Score
“I love you, you stupid jackass.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“Living well and being happy is how we get over the shit in our past.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Just out of curiosity,” she says, “after you wake up in the morning, do you admire yourself in the mirror for one hour or two?” “Two,” I reply cheerfully. “Do you high five yourself?” “Of course not.” I smirk. “I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can.You’re welcome.Me: WHAT?? I’m going to kiss u!Him: With tongue?It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I’m completely mortified.Me: Kill u! I meant KILL. u. Damn autocorrect.Him: Surrrrrre. Let’s blame it on autocorrect.Me: Shut it.Him: I think someone wants to kiss me…” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Penises!Sweet Jesus.Penises everywhere.Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Hey, come on, don’t cry,” he begs. “It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I’m comfortable enough with my hetero status to say that if I did play for the other team? I wouldn’t just fuck Garrett Graham, I’d marry him.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“She tries to take a step down the hall, but I tug on her hand and kiss her again, and this time it's not a peck. I kiss her hard, losing myself in her taste and her heat and every damn thing about her. I never expected her. Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don't know you ever lived without them.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“I fight back laughter. “As you wish.”"Did you really just Princess Bride me?” “Did you really just use Princess Bride as a verb?” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“How did I go so long without noticing you, damn it? Why did it take seeing a stupid A on your midterm to make me notice?”He sounds so genuinely upset that I scoot closer and kiss him. “It doesn’t matter. You know me now.”“I do,” he says fiercely.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Jesus Christ, will you quit dictating this conversation to Hannah?' I grumble. 'Bros before hos, dude.''Call my girlfriend a ho one more time and you won't have a bro.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“The second I encounter his erection, my jaw drops.“Oh my God, are you kidding me?”He looks startled. “What’s wrong?”“Are you taking human growth hormones or something? I snatch my hand back, fighting another rush of nervousness. “There’s no way that huge man monster is fitting inside me!”Garrett’s head abruptly drops in the crook of his arm as a shudder racks his body. At first I think he’s pissed off. Or maybe even crying. It takes several seconds before I realize what’s happening. He’s laughing.Scratch that – he’s in hysterics.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“And the most important lesson I learned is that I’m not a victim—I’m a survivor.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“You invoked a campus-wide hands-off law? Are you kidding me?” I’m not at all remorseful as I meet her eyes. “Of course I did.” “Oh my God. You are unbelievable.” She shakes her head in disbelief” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“He shakes his head in amazement. “Your voice is…fuck, Wellsy, it’s beautiful.” My cheeks heat up. “You think so?” His impassioned expression tells me he’s dead serious. “Play something else,” he orders. “Um. What do you want to hear?” “Anything. I don’t care.” I’m startled by the intensity in his voice, the emotion now glittering in his gray eyes. “I just need to hear you sing again.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
“Seriously, just find yourself a rebound.” Dean whips up his arm. “I volunteer as tribute.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Score
“I love you, you stupid jackass.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake
“Living well and being happy is how we get over the shit in our past.” ― Elle Kennedy, The Deal
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