“Neil Patrick Harris in a harness?”“Sweet Neil Patrick Harris in a harness.”“Care to explain?”He faces me, his blue eyes shining in the dark.“Sometimes fuck doesn’t cover it.”
―
Eden Finley,
Deke
“I finally get it. I don’t give a shit about labels, because I don’t need to. All I need to care about is making this guy mine.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“Honestly? I’m waiting for the memory of you kissing me to go away so I’m not tempted to do it again.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“Where’s the guilt? Where’s the angel that’s supposed to sit on my shoulder and warn me against doing morally wrong things? He’s probably bent over and getting rimmed by the devil.” ― Eden Finley, Unwritten Law
“Umm … well, how do you, like, choose if you’re a top or a bottom?”“There’s a sorting hat. Like in Harry Potter. It wasn’t even placed on my head before it screamed, ‘Top!’ and then all the other tops welcomed me to their house.” ― Eden Finley, Power Plays & Straight A's
“Damon Isaac King … wait, your initials are—” I grit my teeth. “I know. You don’t think Stacy has made that joke to our parents ever since I came out? ‘No wonder he likes dick when his initials are DIK.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“You’d think they’d come up with a better headline. How did they miss a pun about being a gay tight end?” “At least he isn’t a wide receiver.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“She’s not your wife or family member,” Finley objected. “Her honor is not yours to defend.” Corbin took hold of Finley’s cravat and twisted it in his fist enough to make Finley’s eyes bulge the slightest bit. He stepped in close, eye to eye with the scoundrel. “I’ve broken one man’s nose recently,” he said. “I’ll happily make it two.” Though Finley said nothing, Corbin saw the threat sink in. He released the cravat but lingered a moment, letting his glare have maximum impact. Finley took the smallest step backward.” ― Sarah M. Eden, As You Are
“To anyone who has discovered they aren’t as straight as they thought they were, and to the people who made them realize it.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“You know who never has to point out they’re an adult? Actual adults.” ― Eden Finley, Deke
“After we settle in, dinner becomes a quiet affair, probably because it’s feeding time at Jurassic Park.” ― Eden Finley, Deke
“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you're joking. People think I'm hilarious when in reality I'm just an asshole” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“That's sweet. I think. Although, I'm worried about the fact you're talking to your dick.""It's only a problem if it talks back.” ― Eden Finley, Trick Play
“I've seen your dad on TV. I don't know how to say this without offending you, so I'm just going to say he looks like the type of politician who spouts family values and then gets caught in a seedy motel with a prostitute."I laugh. "SO glad you tried not to offend me, Jet.” ― Eden Finley, Trick Play
“Apparently being a grown-up means shit changes, and if that’s the case, when the fuck did I get old?” ― Eden Finley, Blindsided
“Because I’m gonna love you in every shape, every age, any which way you are for the rest of our lives.” ― Eden Finley, Final Play
“Books, on the other hand … you borrow from a library until you find the book you love, and then you keep it. The library won’t let you borrow more books until you return it, but you never return it because you’ll never need any other book” ― Eden Finley, Blindsided
“I try not to laugh. “Sarcasm isn’t good for you, you know.”“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you’re joking. People think I’m hilarious when in reality I’m just an asshole.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“What, you want me to throw you a pride parade for figuring out you like dudes? I don’t give a shit who you fuck, so long as it’s not me.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“I finally get it. I don’t give a shit about labels, because I don’t need to. All I need to care about is making this guy mine.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“Honestly? I’m waiting for the memory of you kissing me to go away so I’m not tempted to do it again.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“Where’s the guilt? Where’s the angel that’s supposed to sit on my shoulder and warn me against doing morally wrong things? He’s probably bent over and getting rimmed by the devil.” ― Eden Finley, Unwritten Law
“Umm … well, how do you, like, choose if you’re a top or a bottom?”“There’s a sorting hat. Like in Harry Potter. It wasn’t even placed on my head before it screamed, ‘Top!’ and then all the other tops welcomed me to their house.” ― Eden Finley, Power Plays & Straight A's
“Damon Isaac King … wait, your initials are—” I grit my teeth. “I know. You don’t think Stacy has made that joke to our parents ever since I came out? ‘No wonder he likes dick when his initials are DIK.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“You’d think they’d come up with a better headline. How did they miss a pun about being a gay tight end?” “At least he isn’t a wide receiver.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“She’s not your wife or family member,” Finley objected. “Her honor is not yours to defend.” Corbin took hold of Finley’s cravat and twisted it in his fist enough to make Finley’s eyes bulge the slightest bit. He stepped in close, eye to eye with the scoundrel. “I’ve broken one man’s nose recently,” he said. “I’ll happily make it two.” Though Finley said nothing, Corbin saw the threat sink in. He released the cravat but lingered a moment, letting his glare have maximum impact. Finley took the smallest step backward.” ― Sarah M. Eden, As You Are
“To anyone who has discovered they aren’t as straight as they thought they were, and to the people who made them realize it.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“You know who never has to point out they’re an adult? Actual adults.” ― Eden Finley, Deke
“After we settle in, dinner becomes a quiet affair, probably because it’s feeding time at Jurassic Park.” ― Eden Finley, Deke
“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you're joking. People think I'm hilarious when in reality I'm just an asshole” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“That's sweet. I think. Although, I'm worried about the fact you're talking to your dick.""It's only a problem if it talks back.” ― Eden Finley, Trick Play
“I've seen your dad on TV. I don't know how to say this without offending you, so I'm just going to say he looks like the type of politician who spouts family values and then gets caught in a seedy motel with a prostitute."I laugh. "SO glad you tried not to offend me, Jet.” ― Eden Finley, Trick Play
“Apparently being a grown-up means shit changes, and if that’s the case, when the fuck did I get old?” ― Eden Finley, Blindsided
“Because I’m gonna love you in every shape, every age, any which way you are for the rest of our lives.” ― Eden Finley, Final Play
“Books, on the other hand … you borrow from a library until you find the book you love, and then you keep it. The library won’t let you borrow more books until you return it, but you never return it because you’ll never need any other book” ― Eden Finley, Blindsided
“I try not to laugh. “Sarcasm isn’t good for you, you know.”“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you’re joking. People think I’m hilarious when in reality I’m just an asshole.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
“What, you want me to throw you a pride parade for figuring out you like dudes? I don’t give a shit who you fuck, so long as it’s not me.” ― Eden Finley, Fake Out
