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Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker

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I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host
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Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker

1893 - 1967/Female/AmericanA poet, short story writer, critic, and satirist, she's best known for her wit, wisecracks and eye for 20th-century urban foibles.

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    When I was young and bold and strong,Oh, right was right, and wrong was wrong!

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    I think, no matter where you stray,That I shall go with you a way.

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