“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
―
Celia Kyle,
He Ain't Lion
“Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride” ― Celia Kyle, Head Over Tail
“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —” ― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen
“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.” ― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen
“Fuckyou-ish?” “The English dialect of the ancient language ‘fuckyou.’ Very old. Dignified even.” ― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite
“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.”Liam had to bust in then. This was getting too good not to participate. “Fifty-two and a half?” He pushed away from the wall and flopped into a chair across from the irate woman.“Well, fifty-two complete routes and the half is more of a ‘run around in a circle and scream because she’s totally fucked in a bad way’ plan. Somehow it involves the Goodyear blimp and Jolly Ranchers.” The woman grimaced, and he couldn’t restrain his wide smile.” ― Celia Kyle, Big Bad Vamp
“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to use them to control men? It’s in the Chick Bible.” ― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two
“Yeah, he’s evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.” ― Celia Kyle, Whitney
“We’re all a little crazy. Some hide it well; others don’t bother.” ― Celia Kyle, Howl My Name
“What else ‘doesn’t exist,’ but really does? Like vamps. Are they real? Do they sparkle? Are they hot? Because, lemme tell ya, there isn’t a wolf alive that’s been hit by the ugly stick.” Scarlet fanned her face. “Whew. The hotness that surrounds me is—” Keller slapped a hand over Scarlet’s mouth.” ― Celia Kyle, Whitney
“Despite being only pounds in his hedgie form, he was all male baby.” ― Celia Kyle, Hedging His Bets
“Did the guy have IPS or something? Irritable Penis Syndrome was a real thing, even if doctors refused to accept its existence. Coincidentally, most of those doctors had penises so…” ― Celia Kyle, Rebecca
“Basically, werewolf speed dating. Sniff-sniff. Am I your mate? No? Next!” ― Celia Kyle, Alpha Marked Boxed Set
“Duress, my ass. You wanted to climb Declan like a tree. Hell, better yet, you wanted to eat him like a birthday cake.” Harper pointed at her, eyes narrowed. “With butter. Cream. Icing.” ― Celia Kyle, On the Growl
“Apologizing doesn’t mean that you’re wrong. It just means that you’re tired of arguing and are ready to move on. Just make sure that the other person thinks you’re sincere.” ― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two
“Don’t go to the bears! It’s like Poltergeist all over again. Don’t go into the fur-lined light!” ― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite
“You’re taking on a lot by being with me.” There was no denying the truth. “Baby, I’d take on the fucking world to be with you.” ― Celia Kyle, Wicked Howl
“when I’m depressed, I just want someone to hug me and tell me they have ice cream. You thought I was gonna say I wanted to hear ‘I love you’, right? Screw that. Everyone loves me, but not everyone has ice cream.” ― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr
“I don’t always have to be right, I just need to make sure you realize you’re always wrong. Are we on the same page here? No? Lemme get you a bookmark.” ― Celia Kyle, Big Furry Deal
“Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride” ― Celia Kyle, Head Over Tail
“The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let’s rock this.” —” ― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen
“Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.” ― Celia Kyle, Maya: Wisdom from the Queen
“Fuckyou-ish?” “The English dialect of the ancient language ‘fuckyou.’ Very old. Dignified even.” ― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite
“Well, she kinda sorta has a few dozen plans on getting out of the city.” Quiet descended. The Protectors had something similar. Only they limited escape routes to five. Apparently little Victoria was hugely paranoid. “Fine,” Wren huffed. “She has fifty-two and a half.”Liam had to bust in then. This was getting too good not to participate. “Fifty-two and a half?” He pushed away from the wall and flopped into a chair across from the irate woman.“Well, fifty-two complete routes and the half is more of a ‘run around in a circle and scream because she’s totally fucked in a bad way’ plan. Somehow it involves the Goodyear blimp and Jolly Ranchers.” The woman grimaced, and he couldn’t restrain his wide smile.” ― Celia Kyle, Big Bad Vamp
“Of course you can. It’s a woman’s prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren’t supposed to use them to control men? It’s in the Chick Bible.” ― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two
“Yeah, he’s evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.” ― Celia Kyle, Whitney
“We’re all a little crazy. Some hide it well; others don’t bother.” ― Celia Kyle, Howl My Name
“What else ‘doesn’t exist,’ but really does? Like vamps. Are they real? Do they sparkle? Are they hot? Because, lemme tell ya, there isn’t a wolf alive that’s been hit by the ugly stick.” Scarlet fanned her face. “Whew. The hotness that surrounds me is—” Keller slapped a hand over Scarlet’s mouth.” ― Celia Kyle, Whitney
“Despite being only pounds in his hedgie form, he was all male baby.” ― Celia Kyle, Hedging His Bets
“Did the guy have IPS or something? Irritable Penis Syndrome was a real thing, even if doctors refused to accept its existence. Coincidentally, most of those doctors had penises so…” ― Celia Kyle, Rebecca
“Basically, werewolf speed dating. Sniff-sniff. Am I your mate? No? Next!” ― Celia Kyle, Alpha Marked Boxed Set
“Duress, my ass. You wanted to climb Declan like a tree. Hell, better yet, you wanted to eat him like a birthday cake.” Harper pointed at her, eyes narrowed. “With butter. Cream. Icing.” ― Celia Kyle, On the Growl
“Apologizing doesn’t mean that you’re wrong. It just means that you’re tired of arguing and are ready to move on. Just make sure that the other person thinks you’re sincere.” ― Celia Kyle, Ridgeville Series: Volume Two
“Don’t go to the bears! It’s like Poltergeist all over again. Don’t go into the fur-lined light!” ― Celia Kyle, All Roar and No Bite
“You’re taking on a lot by being with me.” There was no denying the truth. “Baby, I’d take on the fucking world to be with you.” ― Celia Kyle, Wicked Howl
“when I’m depressed, I just want someone to hug me and tell me they have ice cream. You thought I was gonna say I wanted to hear ‘I love you’, right? Screw that. Everyone loves me, but not everyone has ice cream.” ― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr
“I don’t always have to be right, I just need to make sure you realize you’re always wrong. Are we on the same page here? No? Lemme get you a bookmark.” ― Celia Kyle, Big Furry Deal
