“Noah built the ark to save animals, not lettuce. I take that to mean God approves of me eating a good steak.”
―
Cee Bowerman,
Forever Family
“People underestimate the short ones, but we’re more evil since we’re closer to hell.” ― Cee Bowerman, Chef
“She’ll rule the world someday, but she might need to learn to sit up first. It will make it easier to hold court.” ― Cee Bowerman, Bird
“did” ― Cee Bowerman, Bear
“I’m less concerned about my children saying asshole than them becoming one.” Shannon to Spruce’s second grade teacher” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“with” ― Cee Bowerman, Bear
“all of my” ― Cee Bowerman, Thorn
“I’d rather be broken by him a million times than to live without him forever.” ― Cee Bowerman, Sonny
“When I was praying for God to send someone to help me, I had no idea he would give me a little, white, fairy godmother.....Bibbity, bobbity boo, sweetheart!” ― Cee Bowerman, Lout
“If anyone ever figures me out, I’d like an explanation.” Drea to Kari” ― Cee Bowerman, Tucker
“As fertile as the two of you are, I'm afraid to even let a man open the door for me. I might end up pregnant by osmosis or something.” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“You are not the sum of your past or your history.” ― Cee Bowerman, Kari & Levi
“She’s six pounds of crazy in a five-pound box.” ― Cee Bowerman, Styx
“Weddings are just a really expensive way to let your entire family know you’re definitely going to get laid tonight.” ― Cee Bowerman, Lout
“I pushed your big-headed spawn out of my body, Kale. I get a free pass for the next 80 years or so.” “You did.” Kale smiled at his wife and then leaned down to kiss his baby’s hair. “In one day, I got two of the sweetest gifts a man can receive. Married to a woman who I want to spend forever with and a sweet baby girl who looks just like her.” “See?” Terra pinched her lips together and glared at her husband for a second before she looked back at me. “He says stupid stuff and then comes back with something like that. It’s why I haven’t stabbed him yet.” ― Cee Bowerman, Fain
“I always knew motherhood was hard, but I didn’t realize that it was mostly just being a little person’s personal chef and snack bitch.” ― Cee Bowerman, Bird
“My mama said that tears were the poison coming out, you know? She said that if you kept them in there, they’d rot you from the inside out. You just do your thing, and I’m gonna let you as long as you don’t get snot on my shirt.” ― Cee Bowerman, Chef
“You got them with the goats, didn’t you?” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“I fully believe that adulthood is a state of mind. I’d prefer to remain fun, young, and beautiful for the rest of my life. If I wish it so, then so it will be.” ― Cee Bowerman, Styx
“People underestimate the short ones, but we’re more evil since we’re closer to hell.” ― Cee Bowerman, Chef
“She’ll rule the world someday, but she might need to learn to sit up first. It will make it easier to hold court.” ― Cee Bowerman, Bird
“did” ― Cee Bowerman, Bear
“I’m less concerned about my children saying asshole than them becoming one.” Shannon to Spruce’s second grade teacher” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“with” ― Cee Bowerman, Bear
“all of my” ― Cee Bowerman, Thorn
“I’d rather be broken by him a million times than to live without him forever.” ― Cee Bowerman, Sonny
“When I was praying for God to send someone to help me, I had no idea he would give me a little, white, fairy godmother.....Bibbity, bobbity boo, sweetheart!” ― Cee Bowerman, Lout
“If anyone ever figures me out, I’d like an explanation.” Drea to Kari” ― Cee Bowerman, Tucker
“As fertile as the two of you are, I'm afraid to even let a man open the door for me. I might end up pregnant by osmosis or something.” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“You are not the sum of your past or your history.” ― Cee Bowerman, Kari & Levi
“She’s six pounds of crazy in a five-pound box.” ― Cee Bowerman, Styx
“Weddings are just a really expensive way to let your entire family know you’re definitely going to get laid tonight.” ― Cee Bowerman, Lout
“I pushed your big-headed spawn out of my body, Kale. I get a free pass for the next 80 years or so.” “You did.” Kale smiled at his wife and then leaned down to kiss his baby’s hair. “In one day, I got two of the sweetest gifts a man can receive. Married to a woman who I want to spend forever with and a sweet baby girl who looks just like her.” “See?” Terra pinched her lips together and glared at her husband for a second before she looked back at me. “He says stupid stuff and then comes back with something like that. It’s why I haven’t stabbed him yet.” ― Cee Bowerman, Fain
“I always knew motherhood was hard, but I didn’t realize that it was mostly just being a little person’s personal chef and snack bitch.” ― Cee Bowerman, Bird
“My mama said that tears were the poison coming out, you know? She said that if you kept them in there, they’d rot you from the inside out. You just do your thing, and I’m gonna let you as long as you don’t get snot on my shirt.” ― Cee Bowerman, Chef
“You got them with the goats, didn’t you?” ― Cee Bowerman, Grunt
“I fully believe that adulthood is a state of mind. I’d prefer to remain fun, young, and beautiful for the rest of my life. If I wish it so, then so it will be.” ― Cee Bowerman, Styx
