“Shemar Moore is so hot,” Clove laughed. “He is. They should make the entire show about him solving cases with his shirt off.”
―
Amanda M. Lee,
Any Witch Way You Can
“No. She’s definitely crazy. She’s still family, though, and in this family we don’t chastise the crazy, we embrace them and love them for their eccentricities.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“Okay, here’s the situation. We live in a world where the paranormal exist. Not vampires (sorry, sparkly Robert Pattinson fans). Not werewolves (sorry, randy Joe Manganiello fans). Not zombies (sorry, gritty Norman Reedus fans). Not mummies (sorry … hmm, there have never been any hot mummies in pop culture, have there?). But other things do exist. Reapers. Witches. Fairies. Wraiths.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings
“Small people need to talk more loudly to be heard.Well I'm small aren't I, I'm not even 1.6 metres tall, but you don't see me raising my voice.Maybe you're okay with not being heard.I just want to be heard by the right people. The right person.” ― Amanda Lee Koe, Ministry of Moral Panic
“I take power from their disdain. I have become what they truly fear – empowered.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“Please, this family doesn’t have a tact gene,” she argued. “We’ve got a busybody gene, a cooking gene, a petulant gene. The tact gene just didn’t skip our entire generation; it skipped our entire gene pool.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“We have a no-assholes policy,” Aunt Tillie said. “You don’t pass muster.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Life's a Witch
“It’s really scary what things get passed from one generation to the next – like lying.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“High school is for losers,” Sam said. “Popularity is a figment of people’s imagination. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter who was prom queen. It doesn’t matter who was the class geek. It just doesn’t matter. Do you want to know why it doesn’t matter?” Not really. I was starting to feel a little silly. “It doesn’t matter because who you are in high school has nothing to do with who you really are,” Sam said. “It has nothing to do with who you grow up to be. You’re awesome. Clove and Thistle are awesome. Thistle is mean, but she’s still awesome. I don’t give a rat’s ass who you were in high school. The only one who cares who you were in high school is you.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck
“You can’t be done with men. You’re too sarcastic to be a lesbian. None of them would ever put up with you.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings
“I figure the fewer people who like me, the fewer times I’ll get stopped for inane chatter in the checkout line. “You” ― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch
“Karma is a bitch. And yours is starting to show.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“Yes, I did.” If you’re going to lie, commit to the act and don’t even think about abandoning it.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“She’s evil,” Thistle confirmed. “It’s what keeps her young.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck
“He looked like he had been expecting a warmer greeting – like me stripping naked and jumping him in the town square or something.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“You can’t kill evil. It only grows and grows until it eats us all.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star
“Never tell a man he’s right,” Aunt Tillie ordered. “It goes to their head. Both heads.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star
“Sometimes I love the way Clove’s mind works. “At least have sex with him before you ask if he’s a drug dealer,” she added. “If you do it beforehand, that could make the sex really weird.” Sometimes Clove’s mind is a frightening place – like a house of mirrors at a carnival, or a bag full of really angry cats.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“No. She’s definitely crazy. She’s still family, though, and in this family we don’t chastise the crazy, we embrace them and love them for their eccentricities.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“Okay, here’s the situation. We live in a world where the paranormal exist. Not vampires (sorry, sparkly Robert Pattinson fans). Not werewolves (sorry, randy Joe Manganiello fans). Not zombies (sorry, gritty Norman Reedus fans). Not mummies (sorry … hmm, there have never been any hot mummies in pop culture, have there?). But other things do exist. Reapers. Witches. Fairies. Wraiths.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Tidings
“Small people need to talk more loudly to be heard.Well I'm small aren't I, I'm not even 1.6 metres tall, but you don't see me raising my voice.Maybe you're okay with not being heard.I just want to be heard by the right people. The right person.” ― Amanda Lee Koe, Ministry of Moral Panic
“I take power from their disdain. I have become what they truly fear – empowered.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“Please, this family doesn’t have a tact gene,” she argued. “We’ve got a busybody gene, a cooking gene, a petulant gene. The tact gene just didn’t skip our entire generation; it skipped our entire gene pool.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“We have a no-assholes policy,” Aunt Tillie said. “You don’t pass muster.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Life's a Witch
“It’s really scary what things get passed from one generation to the next – like lying.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“High school is for losers,” Sam said. “Popularity is a figment of people’s imagination. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter who was prom queen. It doesn’t matter who was the class geek. It just doesn’t matter. Do you want to know why it doesn’t matter?” Not really. I was starting to feel a little silly. “It doesn’t matter because who you are in high school has nothing to do with who you really are,” Sam said. “It has nothing to do with who you grow up to be. You’re awesome. Clove and Thistle are awesome. Thistle is mean, but she’s still awesome. I don’t give a rat’s ass who you were in high school. The only one who cares who you were in high school is you.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck
“You can’t be done with men. You’re too sarcastic to be a lesbian. None of them would ever put up with you.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Grim Offerings
“I figure the fewer people who like me, the fewer times I’ll get stopped for inane chatter in the checkout line. “You” ― Amanda M. Lee, The Christmas Witch
“Karma is a bitch. And yours is starting to show.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“Yes, I did.” If you’re going to lie, commit to the act and don’t even think about abandoning it.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
“She’s evil,” Thistle confirmed. “It’s what keeps her young.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witch Me Luck
“He looked like he had been expecting a warmer greeting – like me stripping naked and jumping him in the town square or something.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Every Witch Way But Wicked
“You can’t kill evil. It only grows and grows until it eats us all.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star
“Never tell a man he’s right,” Aunt Tillie ordered. “It goes to their head. Both heads.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Witching on a Star
“Sometimes I love the way Clove’s mind works. “At least have sex with him before you ask if he’s a drug dealer,” she added. “If you do it beforehand, that could make the sex really weird.” Sometimes Clove’s mind is a frightening place – like a house of mirrors at a carnival, or a bag full of really angry cats.” ― Amanda M. Lee, Any Witch Way You Can
