“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
―
Alice Clayton,
Wallbanger
“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You done with work?Yep, at home waiting for you.Now that's a nice visual...Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.Don't tease me woman...zucchini?Cranberry orange. Mmmm...No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.Ha! When you coming?Can't. Drive. Straight.Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?Sorry, I'll be there in 30Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.Pardon me?Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.Be there in 25.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“I moaned like a whore in church.To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Simon does commando. God bless America.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Wine?”“Am I breathing?”“Wine it is.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You really have no idea, do you?”“No idea about what?” “How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in to whisper this part in my ear. “And I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed.“You have no idea,” he promised.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Hi, pot. It’s me, kettle,” Sophia snapped back.“Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Have you seen this guy yet?""Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though.""Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire universe aligning in perfect synchronization, and you know you couldn’t possibly be more content? I was inside that very moment, and fully conscious of it.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash you girl’s head through my wall with the force of your dick alone!” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out."Coming!" I heard Holly say as she clicked across the floor to the front door."Not quite, but she’s close." He chuckled, removing his hand and leaving me breathless and rosy cheeked.” ― Alice Clayton, The Unidentified Redhead
“You give good woo.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“I’m gonna try to steal home.”I smiled. “Silly Simon, it’s not stealing if I wave you in” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozed on the spot. His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You done with work?Yep, at home waiting for you.Now that's a nice visual...Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.Don't tease me woman...zucchini?Cranberry orange. Mmmm...No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.Ha! When you coming?Can't. Drive. Straight.Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?Sorry, I'll be there in 30Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.Pardon me?Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.Be there in 25.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“I moaned like a whore in church.To be fair, I’d never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Simon does commando. God bless America.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Wine?”“Am I breathing?”“Wine it is.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You really have no idea, do you?”“No idea about what?” “How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl,” he said, leaning in to whisper this part in my ear. “And I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Sweet dreams and thin walls... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You gonna bang my walls, Simon?” I laughed.“You have no idea,” he promised.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Hi, pot. It’s me, kettle,” Sophia snapped back.“Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn’t feel your boobs. No, no, not me” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Have you seen this guy yet?""Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though.""Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire universe aligning in perfect synchronization, and you know you couldn’t possibly be more content? I was inside that very moment, and fully conscious of it.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“Now you listen here, mister,” I said, trying for a more adult tone. “I’m not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash you girl’s head through my wall with the force of your dick alone!” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out."Coming!" I heard Holly say as she clicked across the floor to the front door."Not quite, but she’s close." He chuckled, removing his hand and leaving me breathless and rosy cheeked.” ― Alice Clayton, The Unidentified Redhead
“You give good woo.” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
“I’m gonna try to steal home.”I smiled. “Silly Simon, it’s not stealing if I wave you in” ― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger
