“Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they'll turn out. You're curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you're waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.”
―
Randall Munroe,
xkcd: volume 0
“But I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Whatever happened to our dreams? The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us. And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of someday easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up. This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.” ― Randall Munroe
“There’s no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word “NO” scrawled over and over in charred blood.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to someone who tried to swim in their radiation containment pool. “In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“They say there are no stupid questions. That’s obviously wrong; I think my question about hard and soft things, for example, is pretty stupid. But it turns out that trying to thoroughly answer a stupid question can take you to some pretty interesting places.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics.” ― Randall Munroe
“Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.” ― Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.” ― Randall Munroe
“It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Do not try any of this at home. The author of this book is an Internet cartoonist, not a health or safety expert. He likes it when things catch fire or explode, which means he does not have your best interests in mind. The publisher and the author disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects resulting, directly or indirectly, from information contained in this book.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Remember: I am a cartoonist. If you follow my advice on safety around nuclear materials, you probably deserve whatever happens to you.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Maybe civilization will collapse, we’ll all succumb to disease and famine, and the last of us will be eaten by cats. Maybe we’ll all be killed by nanobots hours after you read this sentence. There’s no way to know.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.” ― Randall Munroe
“The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.” ― Randall Munroe
“Space is about 100 kilometers away. That’s far away—I wouldn’t want to climb a ladder to get there—but it isn’t that far away. If you’re in Sacramento, Seattle, Canberra, Kolkata, Hyderabad, Phnom Penh, Cairo, Beijing, central Japan, central Sri Lanka, or Portland, space is closer than the sea.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“A world of random soul mates would be a lonely one. Let’s hope that’s not what we live in.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“If humans escape the solar system and outlive the Sun, our descendants may someday live on one of these planets. Atoms from Times Square, cycled through the heart of the Sun, will form our new bodies. One day, either we will all be dead, or we will all be New Yorkers.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“So Yoda sounds like our best bet as an energy source. But with world electricity consumption pushing 2 terawatts, it would take a hundred million Yodas to meet our demands. All things considered, switching to Yoda power probably isn't worth the trouble — though it would definitely be green.” ― Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“But I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Whatever happened to our dreams? The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, each day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms. We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us. And no, I don't have all the answers. I don't know how to jolt myself into seeing what each moment could become. But I do know one thing: the solution doesn't involve watering down my every little idea and creative impulse for the sake of someday easing my fit into a mold. It doesn't involve tempering my life to better fit someone's expectations. It doesn't involve constantly holding back for fear of shaking things up. This is very important, so I want to say it as clearly as I can: FUCK. THAT. SHIT.” ― Randall Munroe
“There’s no material safety data sheet for astatine. If there were, it would just be the word “NO” scrawled over and over in charred blood.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to someone who tried to swim in their radiation containment pool. “In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“They say there are no stupid questions. That’s obviously wrong; I think my question about hard and soft things, for example, is pretty stupid. But it turns out that trying to thoroughly answer a stupid question can take you to some pretty interesting places.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics.” ― Randall Munroe
“Your plane would fly pretty well, except it would be on fire the whole time, and then it would stop flying, and then stop being a plane.” ― Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.” ― Randall Munroe
“It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Do not try any of this at home. The author of this book is an Internet cartoonist, not a health or safety expert. He likes it when things catch fire or explode, which means he does not have your best interests in mind. The publisher and the author disclaim responsibility for any adverse effects resulting, directly or indirectly, from information contained in this book.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Remember: I am a cartoonist. If you follow my advice on safety around nuclear materials, you probably deserve whatever happens to you.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Maybe civilization will collapse, we’ll all succumb to disease and famine, and the last of us will be eaten by cats. Maybe we’ll all be killed by nanobots hours after you read this sentence. There’s no way to know.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.” ― Randall Munroe
“The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.” ― Randall Munroe
“Space is about 100 kilometers away. That’s far away—I wouldn’t want to climb a ladder to get there—but it isn’t that far away. If you’re in Sacramento, Seattle, Canberra, Kolkata, Hyderabad, Phnom Penh, Cairo, Beijing, central Japan, central Sri Lanka, or Portland, space is closer than the sea.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“A world of random soul mates would be a lonely one. Let’s hope that’s not what we live in.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“If humans escape the solar system and outlive the Sun, our descendants may someday live on one of these planets. Atoms from Times Square, cycled through the heart of the Sun, will form our new bodies. One day, either we will all be dead, or we will all be New Yorkers.” ― Randall Munroe, What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
“So Yoda sounds like our best bet as an energy source. But with world electricity consumption pushing 2 terawatts, it would take a hundred million Yodas to meet our demands. All things considered, switching to Yoda power probably isn't worth the trouble — though it would definitely be green.” ― Randall Munroe, What If? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions
