“Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.”
―
Pseudonymous Bosch,
The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like
“But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)” ― Pseudonymous Bosch
“Very little in this world makes sense.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Please be SILENT and LISTEN.I am the SCHOOLMASTERand you are in the CLASSROOM.Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equalsTWELVE PLUS ONE,And even a FUNERAL can be REAL FUN,You will find my DICTIONARYis quite INDICATORY.If you want to read my story, just look...THEN UNREAD.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Q: Why do you like chocolate so much?A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch
“This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You
“Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage.The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror.He smiled, sausage juice running down his chin. "Oh, don't worry - I cooked him first. I'm not a barbarian.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“USE COMMON SENSE. If somebody offers you a thousand dollars for this book, chances are their motives are not pure. Then again, a thousand dollars is a lot of money. Take the money and run.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Isn't What It Looks Like
“But remember what I said about forgetting what I said?” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Being an author, is being a dictator. (in a good way)” ― Pseudonymous Bosch
“Very little in this world makes sense.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Please be SILENT and LISTEN.I am the SCHOOLMASTERand you are in the CLASSROOM.Just like ELEVEN PLUS TWO equalsTWELVE PLUS ONE,And even a FUNERAL can be REAL FUN,You will find my DICTIONARYis quite INDICATORY.If you want to read my story, just look...THEN UNREAD.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Not all novelists are power-hungry madman. Some are power-hungry madwomen.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Q: Why do you like chocolate so much?A: The answer, clearly, is because I've tasted chocolate.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch
“This book will not harm you unless someone throws it at you which is a possibilty never to be discounted.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You
“Who needs to go somewhere when you can read about it.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage.The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror.He smiled, sausage juice running down his chin. "Oh, don't worry - I cooked him first. I'm not a barbarian.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“Some secrets are meant to be known- but once known you can never forget them.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
“Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to ignore them if you're saying silly things yourself.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, If You're Reading This, It's Too Late
“Why did so many grown-ups want to be young, she wondered, when it took so long to grow old? It was like going on a million-mile road trip then wanting to turn around without getting out of the car.” ― Pseudonymous Bosch, The Name of This Book Is Secret
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