“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,”
―
Jeff Kinney,
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“The best person I know is Myself.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“Dear Aunt Loretta,Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?I love the way the pants look on my legs!All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!Sincerely, Greg” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.” ― Jeff Kinney, Dog Days
“Zoo-Wee Mama!” ― Jeff Kinney
“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw
“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw
“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth
“Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.” ― Jeff Kinney
“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth
“I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.” ― Jeff Kinney
“YO MOMMA” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.” ― Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever
“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“The best person I know is Myself.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“Monkeys can't talk, stupid!” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“Dear Aunt Loretta,Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?I love the way the pants look on my legs!All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!Sincerely, Greg” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.” ― Jeff Kinney, Dog Days
“Zoo-Wee Mama!” ― Jeff Kinney
“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw
“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw
“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth
“Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.” ― Jeff Kinney
“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.” ― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth
“I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.” ― Jeff Kinney
“YO MOMMA” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.” ― Jeff Kinney, Cabin Fever
“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.” ― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.” ― Jeff Kinney, Rodrick Rules
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