“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that."Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?”
―
Molly Harper,
Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”“I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere,” I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps.“Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“I've never understood why people pick Noah's ark for a nursery theme anyway." Andrea said breezily...Really", I snorted. "I mean, who wants reminders of a natural disaster, literally of biblical portions, on their baby's walls? What are you supposed to say, 'Oh, drowning sinners, isn't that precious?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Live Forever
“If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“I have ways of making extra money when I need it", he said, slightly offended. "When Gilbert needed money for graduate school, I sold a kidney on the black market for tuition."We can grow those back?" I asked.It wasn't my kidney.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Not to be rude, but it was all pointless," I noted from across the room. Four eyes narrowed at me. "What? I said 'not to be rude'. That's like saying 'God bless them' right after you say bad things about someone. It means it doesn't count!” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Live Forever
“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“The love of a good woman can save a man" I remember Gabriel saying. "Or it can drive him to fits of unspeakable madness.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Death rarely changes how we feel about someone. Heightens it, more often than not.” ― Jane Harper, The Dry
“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent me away. Apart from being your sire and feeling that pull to you, it's that goodness, that softness and warmth, along with the resolve and strength in you, that I love. Being turned hasn't taken that from you. If someone were going to design the perfect mate for me, it would be you. Even when you infuriate me with your pigheaded stubbornness and your temper and incredible lack of anything resembling self-preservation—""Stop describing me please.""You're the most fascinating, maddening, adorable creature I've ever met," he said, sighing and pushing my hair out of my eyes. "So, when I seem possessive or I'm raving like a lunatic, it's just that part of me is still very afraid that I'll lose that—that I'll lose you. I love you.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book-club people—” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”Jane Jameson” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“In other words, all I want to be is the Jane Austen of south Alabama” ― Harper Lee
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”“I will not drink it in a house, I will not drink it with a mouse. I will not drink it here or there, I will not drink it anywhere,” I wheezed, hoping I was able to communicate adequate sarcasm through the crippling belly cramps.“Did you just quote Green Eggs and Ham?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“I've never understood why people pick Noah's ark for a nursery theme anyway." Andrea said breezily...Really", I snorted. "I mean, who wants reminders of a natural disaster, literally of biblical portions, on their baby's walls? What are you supposed to say, 'Oh, drowning sinners, isn't that precious?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Live Forever
“If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“I have ways of making extra money when I need it", he said, slightly offended. "When Gilbert needed money for graduate school, I sold a kidney on the black market for tuition."We can grow those back?" I asked.It wasn't my kidney.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Not to be rude, but it was all pointless," I noted from across the room. Four eyes narrowed at me. "What? I said 'not to be rude'. That's like saying 'God bless them' right after you say bad things about someone. It means it doesn't count!” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Live Forever
“The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“The love of a good woman can save a man" I remember Gabriel saying. "Or it can drive him to fits of unspeakable madness.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Death rarely changes how we feel about someone. Heightens it, more often than not.” ― Jane Harper, The Dry
“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent me away. Apart from being your sire and feeling that pull to you, it's that goodness, that softness and warmth, along with the resolve and strength in you, that I love. Being turned hasn't taken that from you. If someone were going to design the perfect mate for me, it would be you. Even when you infuriate me with your pigheaded stubbornness and your temper and incredible lack of anything resembling self-preservation—""Stop describing me please.""You're the most fascinating, maddening, adorable creature I've ever met," he said, sighing and pushing my hair out of my eyes. "So, when I seem possessive or I'm raving like a lunatic, it's just that part of me is still very afraid that I'll lose that—that I'll lose you. I love you.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book-club people—” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”Jane Jameson” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
“In other words, all I want to be is the Jane Austen of south Alabama” ― Harper Lee
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?” ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
