“No matter what you do with your life during the day, there's always that moment when you have to wake up with yourself, with yourself and with the person that's sleeping beside you. That's the person that you make a home with, discuss life's big decisions with, share your finances, eat, shop, maybe parent with. That's the person you share your body with forever, kiss, touch, the one you sit on the couch with and watch movies, the one who gives you a hug when you've had a rough day. That's the person you put up a Christmas tree with and arrive home with for the holidays, the person you watch grow old and who still loves you when you're not as nice to look at, the one who holds your hand when you're dying. And none of that had anything to do with wrestling.”
―
Eli Easton,
Superhero
“Say yes, Jordan,” he said, shifting closer.“No,” I said.Owen smiled. “Close enough.” And then he kissed me.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“I’m not very good at multi-tasking. My therapist says I have an over-developed ability to focus.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“My mom told me once—relationships end until the one that doesn’t. So you can’t be sad, really. Because if the wrong ones didn’t end, you wouldn’t be available when the right one came along.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“I guess I might be bi-curious," Ben said quietly.""What?""I said I could be sorta bi-curious," Ben said loudly. "That's someone who is fundamentally straight but is curious about sex with men."Joshua grunted his opinion of that. "You've been checking out my ass since you were eleven years old, Ben. That's ain't curious, that's convicted.” ― Eli Easton, A Prairie Dog's Love Song
“Don't worry about what other people think. Do what makes you happy. Do whatever it takes to make the people in your life happy. Court joy as if it were the air that you needed to breath[e].” ― Eli Easton, The Enlightenment of Daniel
“Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said."Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just…I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.” ― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank
“Something hot rolled over in my stomach. It felt like uneasiness that maybe shared a condo wall with terror. And maybe arousal lived a couple of doors down.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“When you first approached me, all I could think was that life didn't work that way. The most beautiful boy in the universe doesn't come knocking on the grisly recluse's door. If I wrote that plot, I'd be laughed off Goodreads.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“Michael looked embarrassed. “No, I don’t really… I mean in real life, I don’t do that. I read BDSM once in a while, but honestly, I prefer the sweeter romances.”“Sure. I believe you. Bondage Ben.”“Stop it.” Michael laughed.“Cracky McCracken.” James flicked an invisible whip.“I am not! I’m more like Nick Normal.”“Nipple Clamp Ned.”“Vince Vanilla.”James gave him a dubious look and snorted. “I doubt that very much.”Michael shrugged with an evil little smile. “Well, maybe not entirely vanilla.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“If we’re being honest, then, yeah, it’s going to suck donkey ass. But we’ll get to the other side, and we’ll be together.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“I really, really like him. I mean, I like him more than it makes any sense to... Like my heart has already signed the contract and picked up the keys even though my brain is still going 'wait... what?” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“You're going to drive me crazy, aren't you," Hank said."Crazy is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it's insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific?” ― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank
“Roman, it's all fine! Okay? You can top, bottom, or do it sideways, it doesn't matter." "You can do it sideways? Is that like spitting sideways?” ― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man
“It’s physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It’s like saying you’re color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form.”~Jordan” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks.“Breakfast?”“You offering or ordering?” James grumbled.“I’m offering to cook if you’re offering up the groceries. Do you have eggs?”“No, I have sperm. What the hell do they teach you in school these days?”Michael giggled. “Chicken eggs, wise ass. In your refrigerator.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“I felt a rush of relief and pleasure so dense it was like swallowing a ball of light. Jesus. This love thing was not for wimps.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“Lance rolled his eyes. “I’m already sorrier than you could possibly imagine. Now you promise me you won’t interfere, or mention it to anyone, or poke your nose in, or follow Mr. Traynor along the street when he comes into town,...”Lily snorted. “As if I would tell anyone! You think I want it spread around that my son’s into puppy play?”Lance felt his temper supernova. Yes, that was really quite an interesting sensation, the way the cells inside his chest spontaneously burst into flame. “I AM NOT INTO PUPPY PLAY! AND HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TERM?”Lily waved her hand as if he was being silly. “Please. Like I was born fifty years old.”“I want to be stricken dead. Right now,” Lance groaned and hid his face.“Oh, all right. Fine! You’re doing some reconnaissance in your dog form, and that’s all it is, and it’s none of my business, and I’ve always been a virgin. You and your brothers and sister were all conceived by supernatural means. Happy?” ― Eli Easton, How to Howl at the Moon
“Say yes, Jordan,” he said, shifting closer.“No,” I said.Owen smiled. “Close enough.” And then he kissed me.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“I’m not very good at multi-tasking. My therapist says I have an over-developed ability to focus.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“My mom told me once—relationships end until the one that doesn’t. So you can’t be sad, really. Because if the wrong ones didn’t end, you wouldn’t be available when the right one came along.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“I guess I might be bi-curious," Ben said quietly.""What?""I said I could be sorta bi-curious," Ben said loudly. "That's someone who is fundamentally straight but is curious about sex with men."Joshua grunted his opinion of that. "You've been checking out my ass since you were eleven years old, Ben. That's ain't curious, that's convicted.” ― Eli Easton, A Prairie Dog's Love Song
“Don't worry about what other people think. Do what makes you happy. Do whatever it takes to make the people in your life happy. Court joy as if it were the air that you needed to breath[e].” ― Eli Easton, The Enlightenment of Daniel
“Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said."Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just…I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.” ― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank
“Something hot rolled over in my stomach. It felt like uneasiness that maybe shared a condo wall with terror. And maybe arousal lived a couple of doors down.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“When you first approached me, all I could think was that life didn't work that way. The most beautiful boy in the universe doesn't come knocking on the grisly recluse's door. If I wrote that plot, I'd be laughed off Goodreads.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“Michael looked embarrassed. “No, I don’t really… I mean in real life, I don’t do that. I read BDSM once in a while, but honestly, I prefer the sweeter romances.”“Sure. I believe you. Bondage Ben.”“Stop it.” Michael laughed.“Cracky McCracken.” James flicked an invisible whip.“I am not! I’m more like Nick Normal.”“Nipple Clamp Ned.”“Vince Vanilla.”James gave him a dubious look and snorted. “I doubt that very much.”Michael shrugged with an evil little smile. “Well, maybe not entirely vanilla.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“If we’re being honest, then, yeah, it’s going to suck donkey ass. But we’ll get to the other side, and we’ll be together.” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“I really, really like him. I mean, I like him more than it makes any sense to... Like my heart has already signed the contract and picked up the keys even though my brain is still going 'wait... what?” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“You're going to drive me crazy, aren't you," Hank said."Crazy is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it's insulting to mental health patients. Can you be more specific?” ― Eli Easton, Unwrapping Hank
“Roman, it's all fine! Okay? You can top, bottom, or do it sideways, it doesn't matter." "You can do it sideways? Is that like spitting sideways?” ― Eli Easton, How to Walk like a Man
“It’s physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It’s like saying you’re color blind and blind. The universe will only allow so much disadvantage in any one given life-form.”~Jordan” ― Eli Easton, Superhero
“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks.“Breakfast?”“You offering or ordering?” James grumbled.“I’m offering to cook if you’re offering up the groceries. Do you have eggs?”“No, I have sperm. What the hell do they teach you in school these days?”Michael giggled. “Chicken eggs, wise ass. In your refrigerator.” ― Eli Easton, The Mating of Michael
“I felt a rush of relief and pleasure so dense it was like swallowing a ball of light. Jesus. This love thing was not for wimps.” ― Eli Easton, Blame It on the Mistletoe
“Lance rolled his eyes. “I’m already sorrier than you could possibly imagine. Now you promise me you won’t interfere, or mention it to anyone, or poke your nose in, or follow Mr. Traynor along the street when he comes into town,...”Lily snorted. “As if I would tell anyone! You think I want it spread around that my son’s into puppy play?”Lance felt his temper supernova. Yes, that was really quite an interesting sensation, the way the cells inside his chest spontaneously burst into flame. “I AM NOT INTO PUPPY PLAY! AND HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT TERM?”Lily waved her hand as if he was being silly. “Please. Like I was born fifty years old.”“I want to be stricken dead. Right now,” Lance groaned and hid his face.“Oh, all right. Fine! You’re doing some reconnaissance in your dog form, and that’s all it is, and it’s none of my business, and I’ve always been a virgin. You and your brothers and sister were all conceived by supernatural means. Happy?” ― Eli Easton, How to Howl at the Moon
