“Well aren't you full of sunshine and donkey feathers.”
―
Angie Fox,
The Accidental Demon Slayer
“We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy.” ― angie fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Both armies liked to poison their weapons. They usually used the blood of Medusa, or spittle from Cerberus, the three-headed dog of the underworld. I'd even seen them use Britney Spears perfume. We actually preferred that last one. It smelled nice and it wouldn't kill any mortals on staff.” ― Angie Fox
“The next morning I was up bright and early. Mostly because I'd sold the curtains.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“try not just to become a person of success but rather a person of value.” ― Angie Fox
“if you wanted something done—come hell or high water—you leave it to a southern girl.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“What do you say to a guy who'd go to hell and back, just to be with you?” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“I had a logic teacher who always said you should never discount an answer simply because you didn't expect the data to lead you there. And boy, did I love logic.” ― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers
“Three years of teaching at Happy Hands Preschool and I couldn't even cuss right.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Less than a year ago, my life had been so simple. I had a nice little freelance design business going. I was marrying a man I thought I loved. And then --poof. Ghosts in my kitchen and ramen for breakfast.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I think sometimes when you change, the last person who knows about it is you.” ― Angie Fox, Accidental Demon Slayer Boxed Set Vol I
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Lizzie, you stay away from him. That man is a troll.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Although if it meant he'd answer a few questions, I'd offer to stitch him a king-size Irish Swag Bohemian Bell quilt. With my toes.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“Quick," I hissed. "Tell me what you know about this place."The ghost frowned. His face appeared sweaty and his hair was a mess, like he'd been running his fingers through it. "How about, 'hey, Frankie. How you doing, Frankie? I see you're missing both your legs, Frankie.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I'd live in a paper bag if it meant I didn't have to marry that bastard.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“Besides, I think that on some level, every one of us needs to believe we can hold our own against the monsters in life—especially the ones we were put on this earth to conquer.” ― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers
“He kissed me sweetly, gently, the way every girl deserves to be kissed at least once in her life.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I closed my eyes and invoked the girlfriend privilege, planting my icy feet in the warm spot between his calves. Oh yes…his heat seared my frozen toes.” ― Angie Fox, The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers
“We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy.” ― angie fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Both armies liked to poison their weapons. They usually used the blood of Medusa, or spittle from Cerberus, the three-headed dog of the underworld. I'd even seen them use Britney Spears perfume. We actually preferred that last one. It smelled nice and it wouldn't kill any mortals on staff.” ― Angie Fox
“The next morning I was up bright and early. Mostly because I'd sold the curtains.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“try not just to become a person of success but rather a person of value.” ― Angie Fox
“if you wanted something done—come hell or high water—you leave it to a southern girl.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“What do you say to a guy who'd go to hell and back, just to be with you?” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“I had a logic teacher who always said you should never discount an answer simply because you didn't expect the data to lead you there. And boy, did I love logic.” ― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers
“Three years of teaching at Happy Hands Preschool and I couldn't even cuss right.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Less than a year ago, my life had been so simple. I had a nice little freelance design business going. I was marrying a man I thought I loved. And then --poof. Ghosts in my kitchen and ramen for breakfast.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I think sometimes when you change, the last person who knows about it is you.” ― Angie Fox, Accidental Demon Slayer Boxed Set Vol I
“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Lizzie, you stay away from him. That man is a troll.” ― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer
“Although if it meant he'd answer a few questions, I'd offer to stitch him a king-size Irish Swag Bohemian Bell quilt. With my toes.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“Quick," I hissed. "Tell me what you know about this place."The ghost frowned. His face appeared sweaty and his hair was a mess, like he'd been running his fingers through it. "How about, 'hey, Frankie. How you doing, Frankie? I see you're missing both your legs, Frankie.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I'd live in a paper bag if it meant I didn't have to marry that bastard.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“Besides, I think that on some level, every one of us needs to believe we can hold our own against the monsters in life—especially the ones we were put on this earth to conquer.” ― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers
“He kissed me sweetly, gently, the way every girl deserves to be kissed at least once in her life.” ― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits
“I closed my eyes and invoked the girlfriend privilege, planting my icy feet in the warm spot between his calves. Oh yes…his heat seared my frozen toes.” ― Angie Fox, The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers
