“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.”
―
Aleron Kong,
The Land: Raiders
“History had shown again and again that ignoring evil because it did not affect you was a short-sighted and often deadly mistake. ” ― Aleron Kong "The Father of American LitRPG", The Land: Raiders
“and” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“Universe, you’re a dick.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“Through service, ascendance. Through dedication, transcendence!” ― Aleron Kong
“Congratulations! You have learned the skill: Small Blades. ‘My blade might only be four inches long, but I promise, you’ll feel me. +2% attack speed. +2% bonus to damage.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“But what are best friends for, if not to gain a cheap laugh at your expense?” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“Richter closed his eyes and prayed for strength. He had been transported to a magical land across probably a bajillion parsecs of space, become the head of a fledgling village, unlocked Mastery of two branches of magic… and was still being given the same stupid fucking advice that had started this whole thing! He opened his eyes and sighed deeply. Dumb as the advice was, all in all, it had worked out for him the last time.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Raiders
“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.” Current” ― Aleron Kong "The Father of American LitRPG", The Land: Raiders
“Let's enchant some shit!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“The entire time they had been “training” Yoshi had taunted him. ‘All you need to do is walk away.’ ‘This is not fun for me, either.’ ‘I take it back. This is fun.’ ‘Only sissies vomit…’ ‘Well I guess I am looking at a sissy.’ Richter kept upright through the day out of pure spite. He had pride and would not be broken. Who cares if it now took twenty minutes to walk a hundred yards? That’s not the point.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“when he was faced with an impossible choice, when the futures of all paths were equally shadowed, when the countless possibilities of either choice either balanced out or were hopelessly confusing, that he would make a decision based on what he hoped to be true, rather than by what he feared to be true.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Predators
“You have picked up an unknown plant. Due to a lack of Herb Lore you have destroyed the plant. Maybe you can use what is left to apologize to your mom.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“As his gramps used to say, his head was more than just a hat rack.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Predators
“You can count on the discretion of myself and my brothers. I see that you understand the truth of trust. It begins as only a small seed. Only with time and attention may it grow strong. I look forward to the day that it is a mighty tree that may shelter us both.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Catacombs
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” You can now take the mundane, such as a boring potato, and make something truly wondrous… Beer!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“He had fuzzy men to kill!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Alliances
“Ya Ta!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“History had shown again and again that ignoring evil because it did not affect you was a short-sighted and often deadly mistake. ” ― Aleron Kong "The Father of American LitRPG", The Land: Raiders
“and” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“Universe, you’re a dick.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“Through service, ascendance. Through dedication, transcendence!” ― Aleron Kong
“Congratulations! You have learned the skill: Small Blades. ‘My blade might only be four inches long, but I promise, you’ll feel me. +2% attack speed. +2% bonus to damage.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“But what are best friends for, if not to gain a cheap laugh at your expense?” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“Richter closed his eyes and prayed for strength. He had been transported to a magical land across probably a bajillion parsecs of space, become the head of a fledgling village, unlocked Mastery of two branches of magic… and was still being given the same stupid fucking advice that had started this whole thing! He opened his eyes and sighed deeply. Dumb as the advice was, all in all, it had worked out for him the last time.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Raiders
“Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.” Current” ― Aleron Kong "The Father of American LitRPG", The Land: Raiders
“Let's enchant some shit!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“The entire time they had been “training” Yoshi had taunted him. ‘All you need to do is walk away.’ ‘This is not fun for me, either.’ ‘I take it back. This is fun.’ ‘Only sissies vomit…’ ‘Well I guess I am looking at a sissy.’ Richter kept upright through the day out of pure spite. He had pride and would not be broken. Who cares if it now took twenty minutes to walk a hundred yards? That’s not the point.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
“when he was faced with an impossible choice, when the futures of all paths were equally shadowed, when the countless possibilities of either choice either balanced out or were hopelessly confusing, that he would make a decision based on what he hoped to be true, rather than by what he feared to be true.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Predators
“You have picked up an unknown plant. Due to a lack of Herb Lore you have destroyed the plant. Maybe you can use what is left to apologize to your mom.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Founding
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“As his gramps used to say, his head was more than just a hat rack.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Predators
“You can count on the discretion of myself and my brothers. I see that you understand the truth of trust. It begins as only a small seed. Only with time and attention may it grow strong. I look forward to the day that it is a mighty tree that may shelter us both.” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Catacombs
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” You can now take the mundane, such as a boring potato, and make something truly wondrous… Beer!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Swarm
“He had fuzzy men to kill!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Alliances
“Ya Ta!” ― Aleron Kong, The Land: Forging
