Please Hire Me - Dev

While yes, I have a résumé

It does no justice describing mé

So I'll leave this here for all to see

All I ask is please hire me

I'm great with sales

and communication

I can create tales

with no hesitation

Been fixing PCs since '99

Right after I broke all of mine

I don't do drugs

I don't cause fights

I won't give shrugs

to new insights

I can Photoshop best selling ads

and tell corny jokes just like most dads