When the child gets less marks
Parent gets angry and chides
Grandparent says it's okay to pass.
If the child breaks anything
Parent scorns at the swing
Grandparent says it's just a fling.
When the child does misbehave
Parent wants it to be more brave
Grandparent this time forgave.
If the child acts fussy to eat
Parent doesn't hesitate to beat
Grandparent lovingly offers a sweet.
If the child shows tantrums
Parent scolds and retreats
Grandparent showers love and hugs.
When the child doesn't get up in time
Parent shouts at this act of mime
Grandparent passes it off as a dime.
If the child plays for too long
Parent hides its toys with a bong
Grandparent says it is too strong.
Finally when the child does very well
Parent is too happy to yell
Grandparent sighs that is in a nutshell.