They called me fat.
I didn't like that.
When Modi came visiting
I attended his meeting.
Called a diaspora meet
it was a yoga retreat.
A monkey from the zoo
taught me an asana or two.
I whispered to a tree
to please help me.
The tree was kind
knowing I was in a bind.
The tree lay down
I clambered on.
Tried the Vaanarasana...
Tree did a Shavasana.
They now call me 'killer'.