Hi dudes and dudettes welcome to Jupiter moon where we are doing a concert and our next performer is briano alliano who performs some great silly songs you might enjoy

Hi I am Briano and my first song is Jesus said


Jesus said something wonderful

Jesus said something true

Oh yeah it is the truth there is a chance he never come

Jesus’s light is more powerful than you

You see Jesus can walk on water

Then he can turn water into wine

He was killed on the cross

On Good Friday but was born again

Easter Sunday

Oh Jesus sweet Jesus why did you let trapper trap everybody with the coronavirus

Come on Jesus tell me why

It makes me believe that you never came

Your power is less powerful than me


And the next song is why have they cancelled all the sports except horse racing


You see I like the Aussie rules

And rugby league is pretty rad too

Rugby union shows us how to play right

And basketball is cool as well

I am glad we finished the cricket in time

But ipl is suffering, man

So why oh ****** why

Do the horses still racing it just puzzles me right till the end

I know trapper hates sport and people having fun

He wants people to sit in their homes

Finding a way to catch the sun

But in the prime of the virus

We still have horse racing

You think it would be hard seeing that

The spectatars are the important part

Sports are cool and trapper has us

Right where he wants us

And cancelling all the bell sports

It isn’t very cool mate


Ok and now here is the song about trapper who I mentioned in the other two songs and the causer of the coronavirus


Last night I dreamt about

The bad coronavirus bug

And I said it was trapper

The cause of it all

And the judge and jury

Say trapper isn’t true

Even my old friend Andrew

Said he was a load of crap

The only one who believes in him

Is me is me is me, the only one

I reckon people could be informed

About the danger that trapper

Could do to us

Everybody oh everybody thought I was crazy

But how can you explain

How the virus could strike us down

They say only hooligans believe in

That great ghost

And if you were down on earth

You would be crazy if you say it was him

Only trapper can **** us yeah

With Corona Corona Corona

Is the disease he brings

Trapper is striking us down

You thought I was crazy but trapper is real, yes he is striking us down

Andrew oh Andrew what do you have to say

How else can you explain this crazy virus we have

He will say it is the devil but well it is a total crap

Trapper could be the devil incarnate

Only trapper says we’re doomed

The sports the arts the night clubs the acting world keeping nice people in their houses

Trapper has us all

And Athena is working with scientists to hopefully find a vaccine or cure

So let’s hope Athena can stop him

From harming the innocent

And let us go out again and socialise


And that is is

Byyyyyyyyyyeeeee